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posted by
Rumor
on May 30, 2007 at 8:30 PM
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Whysper
judging by current trends, I have no doubt that this is a growing business...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 30, 2007 at 4:24 PM
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Re: Re: Muser
muser, I'll ask my psychiatrist and let you know...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 30, 2007 at 4:23 PM
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Naut
What a wonderful service, I'm sure all the ass clowns will be lining up for this, even though they won't be riding naked, they proudly display their butts everyday(even if they do where clown makup).
I fully understand the butt acne thing, I had that when I was a teenager, but that's a whole different can of eggs.
posted by
Whysper
on May 30, 2007 at 7:16 AM
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Re: Muser
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...in the context of Freudian slips...I wonder what this means?
posted by
muser
on May 30, 2007 at 6:52 AM
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Good Morning Corbin,
The price is based strictly on size! That's why most of Blogitville has embarked on a crash diet...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 30, 2007 at 6:18 AM
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Muser
you can cancel you appointment! It was
me who got things mixed up! I don't have a date with you on June 9, but an appointment with my psychiatrist...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 30, 2007 at 6:15 AM
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Re: Naut no plastic sugery for me I'm alergic to pain. As for the funny farmer
Kabu, you can always reverse the order. Go to the funny farmer first, and he'll relieve you of your fear of pain...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 30, 2007 at 6:12 AM
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Mornin' Naut......
Is the price per session or based on area??? If the latter.....it could become very pricey for some!
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on May 30, 2007 at 5:13 AM
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Offy
I had a fabulous time! Of course, if you could have been there too, it wouls have been out of this world...

posted by
Nautikos
on May 30, 2007 at 4:57 AM
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Re: TAPS
O.K., that does it! I'm making an appointment with my neurologist today; I know I've been more forgetful lately, but I have no recollection of this!! Did I know about this? Did I invite y'all down for the Possum Festival? I just don't remember...I'm so embarrassed my cheeks are red!...my facial cheeks! wait...I'm not embarrassed that my cheeks, my facial cheeks, arre red! My cheeks, and again I'm referring to my facial cheeks, are red because i'm embarrassed...but now I've forgotten why...did I miss something?
posted by
muser
on May 30, 2007 at 4:03 AM
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Naut no plastic sugery for me I'm alergic to pain. As for the funny farmer
perhaps you're right with that one.
posted by
Kabu
on May 29, 2007 at 10:25 PM
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Naut
I know you have been gone most of the weekend..Glad to hear you had a good time!
posted by
Offy
on May 29, 2007 at 1:10 PM
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Offy
good afternoon, hon, I wasn't around this morning...

posted by
Nautikos
on May 29, 2007 at 1:07 PM
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TAPS
actually, shelly and I have decided that neither one of us needs a butt facial (yet), and as far as the ride is concerned, it's out too, I'm afraid, 'cause I have a date with muser...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 29, 2007 at 1:05 PM
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Re: my ass could use a face-lift....lol!
hazel, you'd better get in line, I think there are many others ahead of you...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 29, 2007 at 1:03 PM
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Kabu
I think you might want to book a few more sessions with your psychiatrist for your dingly dangly dee dee obsession, and while you're there maybe he can recommend a plastic surgeon to deal with the gravity problems...


posted by
Nautikos
on May 29, 2007 at 1:01 PM
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Enigmatic
I wish I could tell you it was me, but unfortunately that wouldn't be true...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 29, 2007 at 12:11 PM
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Masky
That's alright, it hadn't occurred to me that your...book needed any waxing...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 29, 2007 at 12:08 PM
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muser
so sorry, I realize I'm falling down on the job again...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 29, 2007 at 12:06 PM
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OTA
Indeed! I wonder if you have the choice between a maintenance man and a maintenance woman...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 29, 2007 at 12:04 PM
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Pat
how about a nice, soft, embroidered cushion...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 29, 2007 at 12:02 PM
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shelly
you and me both!
posted by
Nautikos
on May 29, 2007 at 12:00 PM
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Nautikos
Have you scheduled your butt facial yet or purchased your body paint for your participation? What color did you choose?
posted by
TAPS.
on May 29, 2007 at 9:24 AM
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g/morning Naut
posted by
Offy
on May 29, 2007 at 8:39 AM
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Naut...
P.S. Not in MY book...but in some people's. Just wanted to clarify! LOL
posted by
---Masky---
on May 29, 2007 at 3:15 AM
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Naut...
LMAO!!!

And do they offer "waxing" cuz', uh, that may be a necessity in some peoples book! 
posted by
---Masky---
on May 29, 2007 at 3:14 AM
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my ass could use a face-lift....lol!
posted by
hazel_st_cricket
on May 28, 2007 at 8:20 PM
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Naut you have to stop reminding me of the naked bike riding episode.
You know it makes me think about the blue boy with the dingly dangly dee dee. Now I'm wondering if one of these treatments is the reason he turned blue!

It's too late for my own sweet body to be subject to such indignities. Gravity has already done her worst!!!!!!
posted by
Kabu
on May 28, 2007 at 6:04 PM
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Nautikos
Just curious if you know the name of the person who 1st organized "World Naked Bike Ride Day" - must be an
interesting person!
posted by
Enigmatic68
on May 28, 2007 at 5:40 PM
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Did you say June 9th? Dang, Naut! I wish you had posted this sooner...
I'm completely booked the 9th! Maybe next year...
posted by
muser
on May 28, 2007 at 5:07 PM
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ok.. now that is high maintenance at its best.. er worst.. er... somethin..lol
posted by
Blue_feathers
on May 28, 2007 at 1:22 PM
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I think my butt gets all the "facial" it needs in the shower.
But I've given up bicycles. The conformation of the seat cuts off vital circulation, whether I'm naked or covered in spandex...
posted by
Pat_B
on May 28, 2007 at 7:51 AM
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Ummm..I'll pass on that one, thanks...I like my butt the way it is. LOL
posted by
shelly_b
on May 28, 2007 at 5:20 AM
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Re: That will help reduce obesity . People will want to cut down their weight
afzal, I agree! This has tremendous health benefits...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 28, 2007 at 5:10 AM
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That will help reduce obesity . People will want to cut down their weight
to reduce the size of their butt to save money for good facial .
posted by
afzal50
on May 28, 2007 at 5:03 AM
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Naut
Good morning...a butt facial...hahahaha..I'll pass and I am not even in the WNBRD..


PS...acne on the butt? LOL
posted by
Offy
on May 28, 2007 at 4:45 AM
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