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Mademoiselle - you are so funny :) .....
Just saw this post and could not stop laughing
was literally in tears
.... I could just picture you panicing on what to tell your mum, reminded me of the funny situations that me and my brother used to get into when we were kids - needed a good laugh today. Cheers!
posted by
White_Elephant
on September 15, 2007 at 2:05 AM
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this is the most hilarious thing ive ever seen! I think you should put these into books and sell em off !! brilliant stuff!
posted by
MadameCoates1995_13
on September 15, 2007 at 1:54 AM
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Mademoiselle - You've been gone a long time. Hope you're having
a good summer.
posted by
FoliageGold
on July 26, 2007 at 6:54 PM
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always a good and funny read...
posted by
scriber
on June 30, 2007 at 9:56 AM
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MPO
shame on you.
Are you paying back the cat for that protruding turd incident from a couple of years ago?
posted by
AlienInsomniac
on June 27, 2007 at 8:52 PM
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huh? I meant "again"
posted by
_Symphony_
on June 18, 2007 at 2:09 PM
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great to read you gain!
posted by
_Symphony_
on June 18, 2007 at 2:08 PM
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Mademoiselle
Wonderful. I was wondering why you didn't just empty the vacuum bag and place the carcass beside the cat (gross), but I hadn't even thought of it being a toy. LOL.
posted by
johnmacnab
on June 16, 2007 at 3:30 AM
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What happened to you? Where did you go? Hope you're having fun!!
posted by
Offy
on June 12, 2007 at 3:45 PM
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Great to read anything from you. This made my evening... Very, Very funny. Oh the lengths we go to, to cover our own asses... :)
posted by
rainydayinmay
on June 11, 2007 at 5:48 PM
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posted by
Amanda__
on June 10, 2007 at 7:23 PM
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That was a great story... he ate the real thing!
posted by
A-and-B
on June 10, 2007 at 6:04 AM
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The unbearable lightness of waiting for you to update.
You are slower than my dead grandma.... with her hands tied in the back.
posted by
bandanafish
on June 8, 2007 at 11:14 AM
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DUST BUNNIES
Nature abhors a vacuum. So do hamsters.
joab
posted by
joab1
on June 7, 2007 at 3:02 PM
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Mme
Not too catastrophic after all!
posted by
Dolls-43
on June 5, 2007 at 1:34 PM
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Mademoiselle
One of the sayings from the original "Halloween" movie - Rob Zombie is about to come with a remake - fits you perfectly - "Purely and simply, evil." 
While I, on the other hand, am always a complete 
! 
posted by
Enigmatic68
on June 3, 2007 at 12:01 AM
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Oh What A Terrbile Web We Weave...
Whean we practice to deceive.
posted by
taxguy
on June 2, 2007 at 9:30 PM
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see-- never blame it on the cat!!!!
posted by
riri0322
on June 2, 2007 at 9:19 PM
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Mademoiselle
Ha, ha, ha!
posted by
FoliageGold
on June 2, 2007 at 3:58 PM
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Mademoiselle
You're way too funny! I drop by hear if only just for a good laugh.
posted by
Troosha
on June 2, 2007 at 7:16 AM
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Oh dear, ooooops. Well,thank heaven that turned out alright.
posted by
proc
on June 2, 2007 at 3:33 AM
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LOL!! Woops!
A rose
& a smile
from me! and
a smile
and another smile from Bo! =^..^= woof!
posted by
Whacky
on June 1, 2007 at 8:56 PM
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One Happy Hamster
Thrilled to learn the hamster lives to see another day...:) One up from blaming the dog for those bad farts....:)
posted by
BlueEagle
on June 1, 2007 at 6:37 PM
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If Seinfeld can have a show about nothing...
Good writer, boring life subject matter. Too mundane, too chatty. But whatda i no...
posted by
Sudanym_
on June 1, 2007 at 4:19 PM
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hahahaha
Oh my only you!!! Good one!!! hahahaha
posted by
Offy
on June 1, 2007 at 7:50 AM
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When I stop laughing
I'm going to pass out. You are truelly devious and that was way funny.
posted by
Whysper
on June 1, 2007 at 7:33 AM
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LOL......
You got me with that one.......too cute!!
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on June 1, 2007 at 6:43 AM
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You gained that insight from this, davi?
What post were you reading?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 31, 2007 at 11:13 PM
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RE
I now see that everything is meaningful not meaningless.
posted by
NIGHTWRITE
on May 31, 2007 at 11:03 PM
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These hamsters are very cute, and look nothing like rats, bandana.
However, they
do bear a stunning resemblance to former "Good Morning, America" film critic Gene Shalit.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 31, 2007 at 11:03 PM
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oh, also seals, manetees, dolphins, and some monkeys.
Giraffes are okay, too.
posted by
bandanafish
on May 31, 2007 at 10:57 PM
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hm, my extreme illiteracy.
Wol
ves. Sorry.
I go stand in the corner...
posted by
bandanafish
on May 31, 2007 at 10:51 PM
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Back in high school, my mom's friend asked my mom to
take care of her hamsters for her while she went out of town for a couple days. It was a regular cupboard box full of
at least 7 or 8 grown hamsters. Cramped in together and everything. I think it was the breed, but her hamsters were long, fat, and with those hairless tails. They reminded me too much of rodents. See, I'm not a huge fan of... pretty much all animals other than dogs, lions, tigers, cats, bears, wolfs, and dogs.
posted by
bandanafish
on May 31, 2007 at 10:49 PM
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ok and thanks
posted by
Kabu
on May 31, 2007 at 10:37 PM
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Sadly, Kabu, it appears I'll have to reupload the pics ...
I'll try to do so over the weekend.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 31, 2007 at 10:36 PM
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cheechs I MUCKED THAT UP.
posted by
Kabu
on May 31, 2007 at 10:25 PM
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hamsters are cte not scary.....the Tarantlas i wanna.see
gotta go now this python needs dealing with.
posted by
Kabu
on May 31, 2007 at 10:24 PM
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CLARIFICATION:
Okay, I just realized what happened here! I think there was a slight "communication breakdown".
It was just the cat toy that I vacuumed up. I had panicked because the "real" hair and color of the toy looked so similar to that of the hamster.
However, I can assure you all the hamsters are safe and sound (present and accounted for).
I apologize for any confusion.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 31, 2007 at 10:20 PM
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It was the fake "fur" from the toy, bandana.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 31, 2007 at 10:19 PM
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The hamsters? Or the tarantulas, Kabu?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 31, 2007 at 10:18 PM
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So, are you saying... you were playing with Maximilian's toy?
I'm a bit confused. So was that hamster fur or toy fur?
Or maybe a really old man, with many wrinkles, comes to your room and play every night while you sleep soundly... and for some reason, his hair falls... hm.
What's fancy hamster?
posted by
bandanafish
on May 31, 2007 at 10:16 PM
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from this safe distance i really want to see them
Boo isstill hanging around my arm and neck. squeak
posted by
Kabu
on May 31, 2007 at 10:12 PM
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I just need my mother's permission first, Hazel.
(since the hamsters belong to her).
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 31, 2007 at 10:06 PM
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I even posted photos of my "children" at one point, Kabu ...
I'll try to locate the link.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 31, 2007 at 10:05 PM
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please do..they're probably cute...too bad..rare..too bad
posted by
hazel_st_cricket
on May 31, 2007 at 10:05 PM
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Ah it's all becoming clear Boo python says high to someone as smart as what
you are and she admires your type of pet. She's sending youa big hissy kiss
As for poor old me a spider would send me on my way to the land of ever after.
posted by
Kabu
on May 31, 2007 at 10:02 PM
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No, they're still naked, Hazel ...
I think they are just called "fancy" because they are rare. I'll ask if I can post some pics.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 31, 2007 at 9:59 PM
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It's funny, Kabu, because I've actually been cleaning out my tarantula/scorpion cages all this week, so ...
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 31, 2007 at 9:58 PM
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I was hoping it was the toy , but read your comment to Kabu..shit..........
too bad..............that'll teach your mom for asking you to help out around the house....lol....................you would never have been sweeping,otherwise !.xxxxoooo...lol.......too bad about the hamster, which, dresses in fancy clothes.
posted by
hazel_st_cricket
on May 31, 2007 at 9:57 PM
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mnnn this is definitely tricky.
attack isthe best way i think. I m having trouble writing properly. I have the python wound round my arm. OOOOH lets blame the python.Mumwill be so worried about a snake in the houe, she'll forget every thing else. Just tell her it wandered in. good luck
posted by
Kabu
on May 31, 2007 at 9:55 PM
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Well, unfortunately, we found it a little later, Kabu.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 31, 2007 at 9:41 PM
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And how do you know he didn't eat the toy. Not your fault love
posted by
Kabu
on May 31, 2007 at 9:23 PM
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