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Re: BTW, I was an NYC virgin (socially I mean) up till last night,
Cringe, I think this requires a more detailed description of the night's adventures...
posted by
Nautikos
on August 19, 2007 at 1:51 PM
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Re: I painted it alright, and today despite many face cleans I'm very Ronald Mc
'Tea and Turnips'? Cringe, I can't wait...
posted by
Nautikos
on August 19, 2007 at 1:50 PM
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BTW, I was an NYC virgin (socially I mean) up till last night,
my 'Big Apple Cherry Popping Coming Out' went very well last night. Too well, I'm still in my pj's.
posted by
CringeintheUSA
on August 19, 2007 at 12:11 PM
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I painted it alright, and today despite many face cleans I'm very Ronald Mc
Donald looking.
I just had a cup of tea, some garlic bread, and mashed turnips as a cure. I will post an update shortly titled 'Tea and Turnips'.
posted by
CringeintheUSA
on August 19, 2007 at 12:07 PM
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Justi
Yeah, and in New Jersey of all places! Do you think it could have something to do with Cringe's arrival there? You know these crazy Irish...
posted by
Nautikos
on August 18, 2007 at 6:18 PM
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Re: Naut do you have the recipe to Virgin pie? I seem to have mislaid my copy
Sorry, Kabu, I tossed it out! Can't find virgins anymore, I've tried...
posted by
Nautikos
on August 18, 2007 at 6:16 PM
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Re: I am going into NYC tomorrow night, with himself, we are being loosed like
Happy painting and martini-sipping, Cringe! We expect a report of your adventures in NYC!
posted by
Nautikos
on August 18, 2007 at 6:14 PM
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Nautikos
Virgins huh? Stabbing onions I can believe but ?????????
posted by
Justi
on August 18, 2007 at 11:32 AM
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Naut do you have the recipe to Virgin pie? I seem to have mislaid my copy
posted by
Kabu
on August 18, 2007 at 5:59 AM
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I am going into NYC tomorrow night, with himself, we are being loosed like
the bulls in Pamplona (or is that the tomato one?). I would suggest anyone to run in my wake, the town will be painted red!
Anyway, I'm not going to be stabbing onions, just munching olives from dirty martinis maybe!
posted by
CringeintheUSA
on August 17, 2007 at 7:12 PM
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Re: Nautikos, just that we share May birthdays and both enjoy rational
Oh, okay...
posted by
Nautikos
on August 17, 2007 at 6:20 AM
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Re: Good Morning again Naut
Thanks hon, you too!
posted by
Nautikos
on August 17, 2007 at 6:18 AM
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Re: Naut I have so missed your little snippets. It's good to be getting back
Kabu, I think it boils down to one question: what is the main ingredient here? Is it virginity served with onion, or onion with virginity?
posted by
Nautikos
on August 17, 2007 at 6:13 AM
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Nautikos, just that we share May birthdays and both enjoy rational
thinking...I think that covers it
posted by
Ariala
on August 17, 2007 at 6:12 AM
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Good Morning again Naut
Hope you have a fabulous day!!!
posted by
Offy
on August 17, 2007 at 6:11 AM
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Re: I had the same thoughts as Talion.
Ariala, is there anything going on between you and Talion that we should know about?
posted by
Nautikos
on August 17, 2007 at 6:07 AM
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Naut I have so missed your little snippets. It's good to be getting back
I actually don'y t know what to say here Virgin?Yep I agree with Talion too. Thenh again virginity can be a state of mind, which begs the question.....who is a virgin?
posted by
Kabu
on August 17, 2007 at 3:46 AM
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I had the same thoughts as Talion.
posted by
Ariala
on August 16, 2007 at 8:26 PM
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Wiley
The problem is, there's a severe shortage of virgins, and the folks in N.J. weren't gonna let theirs go...
posted by
Nautikos
on August 16, 2007 at 8:23 PM
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Re: I really don't know where to start with that one.
Them's my sentiments exactly! But when I read this, I was also thinking, 'And
that is where Cringe moved to?'
posted by
Nautikos
on August 16, 2007 at 8:18 PM
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Nautikos
Where the heck was she last week when that balloon crashed last week in Manitoba...LOL
posted by
WileyJohn
on August 16, 2007 at 8:14 PM
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I really don't know where to start with that one.
posted by
CringeintheUSA
on August 16, 2007 at 7:47 PM
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Re: This ranks right up there with prayer and animal sacrifice and four-leaf
saul, we don't know all the employment qualifications required. For example, post-pubescence might be one, and that would complicate matters considerably...
posted by
Nautikos
on August 16, 2007 at 6:15 PM
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Re: you have to admit it tickles the old funny bone smewhat.....
yes, proc, my dear, I do admit that! I was just pulling your chain a bit...
posted by
Nautikos
on August 16, 2007 at 6:07 PM
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This ranks right up there with prayer and animal sacrifice and four-leaf
clovers as ridiculous. What, they couldn't find a non-Mormon official virgin in New Jersey? (I smell a Romney plant.) Come on, I think they could find a 9-year-old with a knife somewhere. They just weren't looking hard enough...
posted by
saul_relative
on August 16, 2007 at 1:41 PM
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you have to admit it tickles the old funny bone smewhat.....
posted by
proc
on August 16, 2007 at 12:44 PM
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Re: When it comes to ballooning, I'm a virgin myself.
Pat, when it comes to ballooning, so am I...
posted by
Nautikos
on August 16, 2007 at 9:37 AM
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Re: funny stuff
Hi Katherine Anne! Nice to meet ya, even if it's in a rather strange situation...
posted by
Nautikos
on August 16, 2007 at 9:36 AM
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Re: ha ha ha.
proc, so you think this is funny, do you?
posted by
Nautikos
on August 16, 2007 at 9:32 AM
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Offy hon,
I think they found her somewhere in Utah, and even then they probably had a hard time...
posted by
Nautikos
on August 16, 2007 at 9:31 AM
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TAPS
I wouldn't let a woman with a piercing knife go up in a balloon, unless she was alone, virgin or no virgin...
posted by
Nautikos
on August 16, 2007 at 9:29 AM
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When it comes to ballooning, I'm a virgin myself.
And not a born again virgin, either. Although that could well be true... sigh.
posted by
Pat_B
on August 16, 2007 at 4:54 AM
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funny stuff
posted by
Katherine_Ann
on August 15, 2007 at 8:15 PM
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Naut
posted by
FoliageGold
on August 15, 2007 at 6:34 PM
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ha ha ha.
posted by
proc
on August 15, 2007 at 5:59 PM
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Okay...where did they find her?
posted by
Offy
on August 15, 2007 at 4:28 PM
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Nautikos
Does she go up in the air with her piercing knife and incantations? Or is she ground bound with her onions?
posted by
TAPS.
on August 15, 2007 at 4:26 PM
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Talion
Good questions! And that's only the beginning...
posted by
Nautikos
on August 15, 2007 at 1:03 PM
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Re: How were they able.....
Corbin, I don't think they found her in N.J.! I'm sure they imported her from Utah...
posted by
Nautikos
on August 15, 2007 at 1:02 PM
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Nautikos
Yes, I could go on and on, but there's two things that immediately jumped out at me.
- This lady's faith forbids her to have premarital sex, but it's okay to perform Singaporean rituals?
- How do her bosses know for certain she wasn't fudging on her resume?
posted by
Talion
on August 15, 2007 at 12:54 PM
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How were they able.....
to find a Virgin in New Jersey???
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on August 15, 2007 at 12:51 PM
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