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There are mental hospitals on Mars, Foliage?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 22, 2007 at 10:54 AM
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Mademoiselle - Where did you go? Mars?
posted by
FoliageGold
on August 22, 2007 at 5:39 AM
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You're too kind, proc.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 17, 2007 at 8:22 AM
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Alive? Yes, Enigmatic.
Kicking? Dubious.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 17, 2007 at 8:22 AM
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No. Not quite, food4thought.
Although we do both own exotic pets.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 17, 2007 at 8:21 AM
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Don't say that too loudly, CringeintheUSA ...
Or you may end up
where I was.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 17, 2007 at 8:19 AM
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Unfortunately, robdon, money alone wasn't enough.
I also required a "clean bill of mental health". Whatever that means.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 17, 2007 at 8:18 AM
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it's good to see you back,oh wise and witty one.
posted by
proc
on August 16, 2007 at 11:11 PM
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Mademoiselle
She Lives! 
posted by
Enigmatic68
on August 16, 2007 at 10:41 PM
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Uhm...
Are you Paris Hilton undercover or something?
posted by
food4thought
on August 16, 2007 at 8:11 PM
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I was a little worried, I'm not great at baking files into cakes, just
at making special brownies.
posted by
CringeintheUSA
on August 16, 2007 at 7:42 PM
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Glad someone raised the parole money.
posted by
robdon67
on August 16, 2007 at 5:30 PM
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Thanks for dropping by, Manda.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 2:17 PM
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If only it actually worked that way, Corbin.
And thank you very much.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 2:16 PM
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I was only playing, A + B (about being upset). Although there is a "yo mama" joke that goes:
Yo mama so ugly ... you took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Hey, thanks for bringing her back."
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 2:14 PM
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posted by
Amanda__
on August 16, 2007 at 2:14 PM
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WELCOME BACK!
Did you get out early for Bad behavior???
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on August 16, 2007 at 2:02 PM
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I meant you were on the other side of the bars, outside looking inside, at the wildlife zoo. I can't believe you were locked up. For what reasons?
posted by
A-and-B
on August 16, 2007 at 2:00 PM
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It's kinda like how when you first enter college, strat ...
and you realize there actually aren't that many multi-cultural groups roaming the campus, smiling and high-fiving one another.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 1:59 PM
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posted by
A-and-B
on August 16, 2007 at 1:58 PM
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Last time I went to jail,
there wasn't anyone there that could sing or play harmonica. And the grits were cold.
The brochures were a lie!
Good to see you back.
posted by
strat
on August 16, 2007 at 1:53 PM
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Darn it
posted by
Offy
on August 16, 2007 at 1:44 PM
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I'm not even going to dignify that remark with a response, A + B.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 1:42 PM
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Keep your perverse fantasies to yourself, bandana.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 1:42 PM
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You went to the zoo?
posted by
A-and-B
on August 16, 2007 at 1:30 PM
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Funny. I administer "forced cuddling", too.
And the responses are overwhelmingly positive I might add.
posted by
bandanafish
on August 16, 2007 at 11:33 AM
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Thank you so much, Troosha.
Well, that was the most
concrete reason, anyways.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 11:02 AM
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Mademoiselle
Great to see you back... I've been watching a waiting. Didn't realize the bars were keeping you away from us.
posted by
Troosha
on August 16, 2007 at 10:52 AM
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Those uniforms aren't very flattering, either, Saul.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 10:42 AM
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I usually take a mid-summer break, Bhaskar.ing, before school starts again in September.
And then, occasionally, my mother will have me committed.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 10:41 AM
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Message received, bandana.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 10:39 AM
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I hate when that happens, Mademoiselle. You know what I hate the most?
Those half blankets they give you...
posted by
saul_relative
on August 16, 2007 at 10:39 AM
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Missed you so much, Mademoiselle, where were you?
posted by
Bhaskar.ing
on August 16, 2007 at 10:35 AM
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Was it (serious)?
Was it not (serious)?
p.s check your mail (FBI top secret stuff.)
posted by
bandanafish
on August 16, 2007 at 10:12 AM
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Thank you, Rcky ...
And I'm glad that
you're glad.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 10:07 AM
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The first comment wasn't serious, bandana?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 10:07 AM
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Hi Madam...it's good to see you back! I haven't been around as much lately.
glad I caught you!
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on August 16, 2007 at 10:01 AM
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Seriously now, she does have two little brothers.
Barron and something.
Berlin, maybe.
posted by
bandanafish
on August 16, 2007 at 10:01 AM
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Actually, bandana, wouldn't that be Caracas Hilton?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 9:57 AM
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Not to mention, the worst part of women's prison, TAPS ...
The forced cuddling.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 9:55 AM
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Yeah. It's true.
She also has (yet) another brother, named, Venezuela.
posted by
bandanafish
on August 16, 2007 at 9:54 AM
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mademoiselle
You should be able to keep us at attention for a long time with some descriptive posts about escape attempts and bad food.
posted by
TAPS.
on August 16, 2007 at 9:50 AM
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Bandana, is it true that Paris Hilton has a brother named Berlin?
I'd never heard that before ... but Noelle swears it's true.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 9:50 AM
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Your prison time must have been very hard on you (delicate beauty).
Reminds me of when Paris got sent home with a monitoring device.
posted by
bandanafish
on August 16, 2007 at 9:40 AM
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That's very sweet of you to say, riri ...
I'll try not to disappear again ... unless I actually
am dead this time.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 9:11 AM
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Oh, that's too bad, Julia, because I've always felt that ...
the worst part about dying is one's inability to attend their own funeral.
And here I had the opportunity to do so!
"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days." ~ Garrison Keillor
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 9:09 AM
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Julia
I know you paid a lot for that casket, but I just emailed for a refund and they said to drop dead...lol
posted by
Offy
on August 16, 2007 at 8:59 AM
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you were missed-- rejoice all around now that you are back
posted by
riri0322
on August 16, 2007 at 8:59 AM
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ah, so you're back from the dead I see!
You really should have told us you were just in the joint. LOL. We had a funeral for you, with a casket, and flowers and everthing!
posted by
Julia.
on August 16, 2007 at 8:57 AM
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Thanks, Ariala. I appreciate that.
Perhaps if any of my visitors had brought me that "special cake" I'd asked for.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 8:52 AM
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Oh, that's so lovely to hear, Offy.
Thank you.
Typically when I return from a prolonged absence ... the reaction is quite different.
Anyways, I usually take a "hiatus" in the middle of the summer. I guess I probably should have mentioned it in the blog.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2007 at 8:50 AM
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Good to see ya...always carry an iron bar
posted by
Ariala
on August 16, 2007 at 8:46 AM
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Where have you been??
You have been missed sooo much!!!
posted by
Offy
on August 16, 2007 at 8:45 AM
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