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man this had me an all my family peeing themselves laughing.Every one Ive read I sending up dashin to the loo it was so funny.By the way this is the one who writ the hell hound of newern street-madame coates! Iyour blogs!!

posted by MadameCoates1995_13 on September 14, 2007 at 9:30 AM | link to this | reply

re: "Bear" Grylls ...

That's strike two!

posted by Mademoiselle on August 24, 2007 at 7:20 PM | link to this | reply

re: "McGuyver"

Jeez! I sure butchered that name (in my previous comment).

posted by Mademoiselle on August 24, 2007 at 7:16 PM | link to this | reply

That "MacGyver", strat ... he's almost like an actual, real life "Bear" Grills!

posted by Mademoiselle on August 24, 2007 at 7:14 PM | link to this | reply

As they say, Enigmatic ...

If you go through a lot of hammers each month, that doesn't necessarily mean you're a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 24, 2007 at 7:12 PM | link to this | reply

Live and learn, callista ...

Live and learn.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 24, 2007 at 7:11 PM | link to this | reply

God, did that movie suck, A + B.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 24, 2007 at 7:10 PM | link to this | reply

Garbage bags and beef jerkies are all you need to weather the storm.

Garbage bags inflate. Or maybe not; I'm not sure. But I think I saw an episode of McGuyver once where he built an airplane out of garbage bags, bamboo, and a gas grill and flew it off a cliff. So it must work somehow.

And Mac was eating a beef jerky while he made it.

posted by strat on August 24, 2007 at 8:34 AM | link to this | reply

Mademoiselle

Hammers make you nervous?

posted by Enigmatic68 on August 24, 2007 at 2:47 AM | link to this | reply

one of the hurricanes that his us in the past few years

actually picked up our john boat and sit it down on the other side of the house.  i had never been in a hurrican before so to prepare i brought in the garbage can and parked the car under the big oak tree in our yard.  lol, now i know how to prepare.

posted by jeansaw on August 23, 2007 at 8:41 PM | link to this | reply

Evans Almighty? Maybe you are a crystal ball. Premonitions of a hurricane?

posted by A-and-B on August 23, 2007 at 3:08 PM | link to this | reply

No, riri. Not at this particular moment.

However, that could change at any second. And is starting to look a bit "grey" outside. 

posted by Mademoiselle on August 23, 2007 at 11:48 AM | link to this | reply

you're not in any danger now at all then ???

posted by riri0322 on August 23, 2007 at 9:48 AM | link to this | reply

Of course.

I was just being stupid with you. Gosh.

p.s. Actually what I mean was more like, "completely contrary to nature, reason, or common sense; absurd; senseless; utterly foolish", as oppose to the simple "prone to exaggeration".

posted by bandanafish on August 23, 2007 at 9:26 AM | link to this | reply

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about, bandana.

Did you mean to suggest "prone to exaggeration"?

P.S. Get bent.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 23, 2007 at 9:18 AM | link to this | reply

Hm.. (self conscious of my vocab. all of a sudden)...

"Prosperous"?

p.s. At least everyone will get the "witch" part...

posted by bandanafish on August 23, 2007 at 9:11 AM | link to this | reply

"Preposterous", bandana?

P.S. Nice obscure reference which no one else has any chance of understanding there, btw.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 23, 2007 at 9:04 AM | link to this | reply

"Witch war" is about to begin...

Or are you just being preposterous?

posted by bandanafish on August 23, 2007 at 8:43 AM | link to this | reply

Thanks, Troosha ... and I'm not 100% sure.

It appears we are, and we aren't. It'll likely reach us eventually, but by the time it does, it will be lucky to be a category 2.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 23, 2007 at 8:33 AM | link to this | reply

Mademoiselle

Yup - sounds like you're tucked in safely now...  More seriously, if you are in the storm's path I hope it doesn't it too hard. 

posted by Troosha on August 23, 2007 at 8:19 AM | link to this | reply

Quite frankly, A + B, her air conditioning bill is of little concern to me.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 23, 2007 at 7:51 AM | link to this | reply

It'll be stuffy. If you have the air con on all the time, you'll help run up a bill for poor Mom to pay. Besides, no circulation encourages the mould.

(A)

posted by A-and-B on August 23, 2007 at 7:28 AM | link to this | reply

Is that a makeshift "dunce cap", Corbin?

posted by Mademoiselle on August 23, 2007 at 7:05 AM | link to this | reply

Aluminum foil works very well......

And you don't have to put it on the windows..........

posted by Corbin_Dallas on August 23, 2007 at 6:59 AM | link to this | reply

Good idea, Ariala.

Though if only I knew where we kept the canoe ...

posted by Mademoiselle on August 23, 2007 at 6:55 AM | link to this | reply

You did the right thing. Cardboard is good until it gets too soggy. By

that time, you might want consider strengthening your backstroke.

posted by Ariala on August 23, 2007 at 6:50 AM | link to this | reply