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Instead of throwing her into water the man could have offered her a vibrator
posted by
adventurer02
on July 27, 2015 at 11:47 PM
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Thanks, food4thought
What could be finer than an old joke as a comment on an old joke? And very well told, I might add. Thanks for reminding me of this one, even though now I can't use it myself. But every good old joke always reminds the listener of at least two more worth the telling, so the inspiration won't be wasted. I hope to find time to stop by and visit all five of my readers soon. Thanks, again.
posted by
notapoet
on September 25, 2007 at 5:46 PM
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Funny...
Reminds me of one...guy gets a date with a girl in a wheelchair. As he is bringing her home she asks for sex. Well, he asks how that can be done, she says to bring her to the back fence and she can grab the rails with her arms and then her lower parts are, er, accessible. So the deed is done and he takes her back to the house. Her father is surprised when the dorbell rings and the guy wheels her back into the house. "Why are you surprised?" the guy asks. The dad says, "everybody else just leaves her hanging on the fence."
posted by
food4thought
on September 9, 2007 at 10:25 PM
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Soul_Builder101
Fortunately it is only a joke. Some things are just so strange and unusual that we can't help but laugh, even when it's grossly inappropriate. It's better to get those laughs out of our system at a made up joke than to fall victim to them in awkward real life situations.
posted by
notapoet
on August 31, 2007 at 8:03 AM
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notapoet
It is cruelty.....but then this is only a joke!
posted by
Soul_Builder101
on August 28, 2007 at 7:51 AM
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Thanks, Callista
I'm glad it gave you a laugh.
posted by
notapoet
on August 27, 2007 at 12:35 PM
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that was funny,
posted by
jeansaw
on August 27, 2007 at 12:15 PM
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Thanks, Ri
I'm glad you appreciated it. I thought it was a riot the first time I heard it even though everything in my upbringing was screaming "that's not funny, it's horrible!" And it is. Horribly funny.
posted by
notapoet
on August 27, 2007 at 8:36 AM
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too funny
posted by
riri0322
on August 27, 2007 at 8:22 AM
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Thanks, Linda
I'm always happy when I can bring a smile to your face. You've given me so many in the short time you've been here.
posted by
notapoet
on August 27, 2007 at 5:45 AM
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Ouch....not the screwed she was intending....
however one should watch what he or she asks for hummmmm LOL nice post Notapoet....I'm smiling and that is your intention well done sir. You have a wonderful day.
posted by
Irish3
on August 27, 2007 at 5:29 AM
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