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What good would that do, Dave?
This zoo is in America.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 21, 2007 at 5:54 AM
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Actually, perhaps more like PG-13, Whacky.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 21, 2007 at 5:53 AM
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It's disgraceful. Such a den of debauchery and lasciviousness and they even sell you ice creams to go around with. I'm going to write to my prime minister.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on September 21, 2007 at 1:39 AM
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Ahhh...R rated at the most.
Roses
from me and Bo =^..^= the wonder dog!
posted by
Whacky
on September 20, 2007 at 8:19 PM
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Hi, riri.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 1:40 PM
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Actually, I think they might be exhibitionists, Sheilah ... because, if you look closely, I think a couple of them are smiling.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 1:40 PM
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posted by
riri0322
on September 20, 2007 at 1:37 PM
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heheheh... if you felt that way...imagine how the poor starfish
are feeling having a crowd watching them.LOL
posted by
Sheilah
on September 20, 2007 at 1:36 PM
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I actually find starfish oddly adorable, proc.
I'm thinking of getting one myself, in fact.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 1:31 PM
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Hello, 7stars.
How's Rosetree?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 1:30 PM
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ha ha ha,that last one?? Gross.
posted by
proc
on September 20, 2007 at 12:15 PM
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hello
posted by
star4sky5
on September 20, 2007 at 11:58 AM
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Saul, now I think I know why a lot of men take up yoga.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 10:05 AM
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I just wish my brother was more open-minded, Troosha.
And wouldn't let something as superficial as species stand in the way of finding his true love.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 10:02 AM
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Ah, sex at the zoo. First they show Pandas porn movies to get them to
procreate, then they can't get them to stop humping the rocks. My family and I went to the Atlanta zoo last week. It must have been too hot for sex there. Oh, except for the male lion who was sprawled out, all ten feet or so of him, all twisted back on himself, just licking away at his crotch like there was no tomorrow. For some reason, there were a lot of men staring, dazed expressions, a few wives and girlfriends, frowning, tugging at them...
posted by
saul_relative
on September 20, 2007 at 9:22 AM
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Mademoiselle
Who knew? Sex and love at the zoo.....
posted by
Troosha
on September 20, 2007 at 8:22 AM
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Um, "noticeable".
I think Spell Check is broken, actually.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 8:08 AM
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Pretty much, A + B.
However, on some animals, the nudity is a bit more noticable than on others.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 8:07 AM
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hahahaha. Aren't all animals nude?
Only pets wear clothes. :)
posted by
A-and-B
on September 20, 2007 at 7:44 AM
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Sorry, White Elephant.
If it's any consolation, I've always thought wooly mammoths were pretty cute.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 7:40 AM
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Mademoiselle
geez, you ruined it for me
... was going to say that er hmmm .... us elephants are much more discreet
...
posted by
White_Elephant
on September 20, 2007 at 7:33 AM
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My mother did, White Elephant.
Sorry to say that, personally speaking, I don't much care for the pachyderms.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 7:26 AM
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Yeah, Le divorce, they really need to clean up that place.
It's becoming a total "den of iniquity".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 7:25 AM
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Thanks, A + B.
I actually have a photo of a pygmy hippo bathing, too. (And she's naked!)
But I didn't think that was an appropriate thing to post on a family site.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 7:23 AM
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just curious Mademoiselle ....
did you get any elephant photos?
or perhaps I shouldn't ask?
posted by
White_Elephant
on September 20, 2007 at 7:23 AM
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Might as well had gone to a strip club!
How very, very dirty. LOL LOL
posted by
le_divorcee
on September 20, 2007 at 7:21 AM
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And the worst part, FineYoungSinger, was how completely unashamed and unabashed they were.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 7:21 AM
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Very funny post and pictures.
posted by
A-and-B
on September 20, 2007 at 7:21 AM
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heh.
those dirty little starfish.
posted by
FineYoungSinger
on September 20, 2007 at 7:17 AM
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Figures you would know that, bandana.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 7:00 AM
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No wonder that orangutan made your brother uncomfortable...
Her eyes are just too... sultry (gives me the creeps).
p.s. That Youtube "crazy bitch" --> Chris Crocker.
posted by
bandanafish
on September 20, 2007 at 6:51 AM
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Editor's note:
I want a starfish.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 6:39 AM
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That's a good point, Ariala.
Especially since we're actually "members", too.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 6:38 AM
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I wonder if you all got a group rate for therapy? I would insist that the
zoo covers your expenses.
posted by
Ariala
on September 20, 2007 at 6:35 AM
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I'm done visiting YouTube forever, Moon, after someone sent me a link to that creepy Andy Warhol-lookalike weeping over the death of Britney Spears' career.
Life's just too short.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 6:29 AM
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Was it a giant otter, Factor?
Or the regular size?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 6:25 AM
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Thank you so much, White Elephant ...
That's very sweet of you to say.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 20, 2007 at 6:24 AM
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Mad Woman, what was that saying about the thought/feeling being in the eye/mind of the beholder uuuuuhhhh 
never mind. I have it on good authority that rock humping is a national sport in China. Something like starving, impoverished people eating rock soup. Or something like that. No, really. It is a national sport in China. If you don't believe me, just look it up. Look at this: http://www.summitpost.org/album/250805/rock-humping.html or this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j8Kc5Rq1tY Moon 
posted by
magic_moon
on September 20, 2007 at 6:23 AM
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Could have been worse
My trip to a west coast zoo forever changed my classification of otters from "cute and playful" to "horny little rodents." Like, that male otter could not have grossed me out more. 
Of course my roommate thought it was hilarious that the otter seemed to "like me." No more otters for me.
posted by
FactorFiction
on September 20, 2007 at 6:19 AM
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Mademoiselle or just plain Mad :)
you are hilarious
...
posted by
White_Elephant
on September 20, 2007 at 6:13 AM
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