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Re: OMG
LOL!
Have a good lunch and BE SAFE!!
posted by
opheliablue
on October 1, 2007 at 3:38 AM
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OMG
... I don't feel protected at all ... I've been at war with the Killer Elephants for decades! It's all jealousy of course - they can't get by the fact that I'm special and unique and hmmm "quite rare" if I may say so
while they on the other hand, are just a bunch of looney wannabees murky grey ordinary elephants!
Well, I've only got one thing to say to them: "Jealousy gets you noooowhere! ... repeat Jealousy gets you noooowhere!" (sung while doing a very good impersonation of that Will Smith dancing shot in Hooch) ...
So now it seems I'm potentially fighting three Blog wars - the killer Llamas, the killer Elephants and of course the you know who bird!!! Yikes! I'm outta here .... since it's also conveniently time to grab lunch and a nice cappuccino!
posted by
White_Elephant
on October 1, 2007 at 2:30 AM
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White_Elephant
(whispers) I'm afraid you're right
I wouldn't be at all surprised (not
). I'm hoping they won't see your comment and my reply because I'm scared of how enraged they'd be if they thought you had *heard* them talking. They mostly live in my attic and they've had it soundproofed, but they also have their
hotel_llama and it has many conference rooms and sophisticated surveillance systems etc.
I naively thought, when they all arrived at my flat 3 years ago, that they would be fun to live with - they can be... they can even be helpful... but there is always a sinister motive. You are probably quite protected, though, because funnily enough part of The Pelican Hag and her armies (who we are at war with) includes Killer Elephants!)
OMG
Killer LLamas: We SAW this! You helpless little people! WE WILL PREVAIL mwuahahahahahahaha
posted by
opheliablue
on October 1, 2007 at 2:16 AM
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Opheliablue
I've been reading the Killer Llamas previous posts and quite frankly I'm scared sh**less !!! I suspect there's much more to these deadly creatures than we thought - Yikes! I think they're about to conquer the world, any minute now! ... shhh! I heard them talking about their strategy - it's just an outline at the moment, but they said something like: first we sabotage all the Hag's other blogs, then we move on to other innocent bloggers, and then it's the whole wide world baby!!!!!!!!!
(could be wrong of course - I'm becoming a bit obsessive of late) 
posted by
White_Elephant
on October 1, 2007 at 1:11 AM
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opheliablue
on September 30, 2007 at 8:06 PM
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opheliablue
on September 30, 2007 at 8:05 PM
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Ophelia
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richinstore
on September 30, 2007 at 7:37 PM
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ophelia
posted by
Soul_Builder101
on September 30, 2007 at 7:04 PM
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