Go to Highlights and Lowlights From 25 Years Of Journals
- Add a comment
- Go to Fumpy 30-something Girl From The North London 'Hood...
Re: I've taken Xanax too, you gotta be careful with that stuff
Definitely.. I ended up completely addicted to it and coming off it was horrible.. I wish I didn't remember so clearly how good I felt when I took it because it makes me tempted sometimes to take it again even though I know how bad I'll feel when I have to stop taking it.
posted by
opheliablue
on October 2, 2007 at 4:05 PM
| link to this | reply
I've taken Xanax too, you gotta be careful with that stuff
posted by
le_divorcee
on October 2, 2007 at 12:44 PM
| link to this | reply
Re: Opheliablue
Killer LLamas: Don't worry, Wise_Elephant, we wouldn't be in any danger. We are very good friends with Eminem - he is bit like us in that he presents a mean and dangerous persona, but is really a big softie.. uhhh, wait, no, *we're* not softies
He's been here to stay before and he gave us that chainsaw as a present (we sold it on eBay for a large amount of money, especially because he had signed it - we built hotel_llama from the money we made out of selling that.. shh... don't tell him. He would cry
posted by
opheliablue
on October 2, 2007 at 12:35 PM
| link to this | reply
Opheliablue
In view of my stupidity (I mean I'm really busy) I regret to say that I can't come with a reciprocating poem for you! ... however the "Oh-so-wise-one" has spoken and thinks that should Eminem stay, the Killer LLamas would be in great danger! WE still cannot forget that "lunatic" MTV appearance with Eminem and a chainsaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The "Oh-so-wise-one" hates to see the Animal Rights people at your door! 
posted by
White_Elephant
on October 2, 2007 at 7:30 AM
| link to this | reply
Re: Opheliablue
*gasp* :P Eminem is my weak spot! I LURVE him! Actually, I wouldn't care if he had a paper bag on his head as long as he was in my bed
Wow... a rhyme.... head/bed.. I should try writing poetry ;)
Eminem is in my bed,
With a paper bag on his head.
But I don't care -
I'm just glad he's there.
I tied him up so he can't go
Oh I can't believe I've sunk so low!
But Eminem is in my bed
And soon we'll be wed. 
posted by
opheliablue
on October 2, 2007 at 7:24 AM
| link to this | reply
Opheliablue
OMG Eminem????????? My advice was for YOU to put the paper bag on NOT HIM!!!!!!!!!
posted by
White_Elephant
on October 2, 2007 at 6:43 AM
| link to this | reply
Re: Opheliablue
awwww poor Joachim :( The Heart_Breaking_White_Elephant
:P
Thanks for the tip (again!) though.. I was *just* about to call him.. managed to get the paper bags
Guess I'll ring Eminem instead... he's been after me for a date for ages.. bit of a pain in the neck really 
posted by
opheliablue
on October 2, 2007 at 6:40 AM
| link to this | reply
Opheliablue
You're very welcome!
... (some more advice for you - it's useless going after Joachim, err hmmm ....
I heard he never really got over it when I left him!)
posted by
White_Elephant
on October 2, 2007 at 5:54 AM
| link to this | reply
Re: Opheliablue
LOL!
Sorry for the short reply but I must rush to the supermarket and buy a supply of paper bags... just need to find a hat with a wide brim to cover my forehead first... thank you SO much for the tip!
posted by
opheliablue
on October 2, 2007 at 5:25 AM
| link to this | reply
Opheliablue
Paper bags are good ... I once managed to date Joachim Cortes for a month: with a paper bag on my head, dark lights, a full bottle of vodka down, and me wearing a tent .... he used to think I was a supermodel!
posted by
White_Elephant
on October 2, 2007 at 5:05 AM
| link to this | reply
Opheliablue
Sorry to give you the bad news! but once you've been blessed (???) with the JERK MAGNET STICKER there's
no way you can get it off!!! ... Believe me I've tried!
Unless of course you put a paper bag on your head! ... It works wonders for me sometimes!
posted by
White_Elephant
on October 2, 2007 at 4:58 AM
| link to this | reply
OMG!
You're right oh-wise-Elephant!!
I just looked in the mirror
(Haven't looked for a few years, cos.. you know.. not a pretty site.... not really, I'm GORGEOUS
Oops turned into a LLama there for a second!) and it's there!!
JERK MAGNET!!!!
No bloody wonder!!! Have you found a way to get it off yet???? Cos I can't! Why oh why did the you-know-whos never tell me about it?!?!?! (stupid question, they were probably laughing their asses off!
I think my new religion probably does still exist, I'm just not a member anymore - I was thrown out for talk like dis yo n chillin kickin it.. dey didn't like dat..
posted by
opheliablue
on October 2, 2007 at 4:53 AM
| link to this | reply
Re: Thanks for sharing !
posted by
opheliablue
on October 2, 2007 at 4:48 AM
| link to this | reply
LOL!
Does your new religion still exist?
I mean do you get new members joining in or is it one of those "exclusive underground" things? ...
As for the last bit of your post - I believe I do have an answer (could there ever be an end to White_Elephant's great wisdom!!!)
You must have the same white sticker that I have on my forehead: it reads ........
JERK MAGNET
posted by
White_Elephant
on October 2, 2007 at 3:52 AM
| link to this | reply
Thanks for sharing !
posted by
afzal50
on October 2, 2007 at 3:43 AM
| link to this | reply