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posted by
opheliablue
on October 3, 2007 at 12:06 PM
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posted by
riri0322
on October 3, 2007 at 9:41 AM
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Mr_'Cool'_Kangaroo
We know everything there is to know about being sexy.. we're the sexiest creatures that ever walked this earth. We don't know what it is, but the Layydies are always falling at our feet - actually, last night we were out partying (for a change) and there were some Lady Kangaroos who were *so* after us, it made us quite uncomfortable. We thought we saw you there but we weren't sure - if it was you, you were sitting on your own all night trying and failing to look cool.
Actually, you are pretty cool really - you just need a pair of shades and a thong.
ehehehehe... we shall tell GHag (opheliablue's mother) that you called her demented. Mind you, you're not far wrong. We don't often feel bitter, but she's going on holiday to Spain tomorrow and she won't take any of us with her. We speak perfect Spanish and we could have interpreted for her. We are going to break into her and Wes's flat while they are away and steal his Wurlitzer Jukebox - we really want it and we don't see why we shouldn't have it.
We'll probably take you up on your offer - that llama_lawyer is crap.. we've lost every case since we employed her. It's not like we can even eye her up or anything properly.. she's always wearing that stupid tent-like black gown.
See ya later gorgeous *smoooooooooooooooooooooch*
posted by
opheliablue
on October 3, 2007 at 3:23 AM
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Killer Llama Lawyer!
Hello lovelies
... 'tis me again ... Mr_Cool_Kangaroo ...
I know you already know how I look like, but I love seeing myself again (although I do think I'm too sexy for this blog!) so I had to put my photo up again!
I can see that by the looks of it ... things may get nasty with that demented GHag of yours (now that there's a mention of the Llama Lawyer) ... so by all means feel free to contact me should you need any assistance.
Just for the record: I can easily sweet talk any judge there is on the planet (male or female 
... I know shocking! but I can't help it I'm so gorgeous!)
Gotta skip now ... I think my "gorgeous" self is needed elsewhere 
posted by
White_Elephant
on October 3, 2007 at 1:57 AM
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