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Doe a deer a femala deer
posted by
adventurer02
on July 15, 2015 at 3:07 AM
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where have you gone?
posted by
_Symphony_
on March 13, 2008 at 3:53 AM
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Mademoiselle......
I know you're out there somewhere....we miss you........
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on December 24, 2007 at 7:42 AM
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So now it's almost Christmas and still no sign of you...
Wish you would drop in to at least say hey!
posted by
Offy
on December 20, 2007 at 1:55 PM
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Still hoping we get to hear from you this week...If not I sure hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving...Oh and ttrrryyyyy to be nice to your family...
posted by
Offy
on November 19, 2007 at 3:28 PM
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I hope you are coming back for the holidays....Your humor is missed around these parts!
posted by
Offy
on November 16, 2007 at 5:51 AM
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mademoiselle
WTF?? LOL
posted by
Tattered_Knight
on November 13, 2007 at 10:33 PM
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I just remembered how much you make me laugh
that is very common among those I find world worthy in my universe.
posted by
mysteria
on November 3, 2007 at 1:38 PM
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BTW...Have you seen your ex b/friend lately?
posted by
Offy
on October 15, 2007 at 7:25 AM
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I dunno but you would think they should have by now eh? Miss you (but I figure you're probably busy with school)....
posted by
Offy
on October 15, 2007 at 7:23 AM
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I feel like I'm in the presence of a zen master! My mind is perplexed but in a strangely satisfying way.
posted by
robdon67
on October 10, 2007 at 1:35 AM
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Mademoiselle
Deer are stupid - they get shot - but they also kill people, by jumping out in front of cars and motorcycles - my brother lost his best friend to a stupid, fucking deer...
posted by
Enigmatic68
on October 8, 2007 at 10:58 PM
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I don't know if I'd
be wandering around the woods in the middle of an archery hunt. No offense, but people have been shot in the face in more conspicuous places. Take care Mademoiselle
posted by
Flumpystalls3000
on October 8, 2007 at 5:30 PM
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Actually they haven't been using psychadelic orange long enough
for natural selection to have an effect.
Hell they haven't even lost the gene that makes them stare at oncoming headlights.
posted by
Whysper
on October 8, 2007 at 11:52 AM
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Hmmm, good question
Maybe because the process usually takes thousands of thousands of thousands of years?
Or maybe... that whole evolution thing is just crap
posted by
le_divorcee
on October 8, 2007 at 9:38 AM
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I saw a sign yesterday by a house surrounded by car wrecks
It said
"Steve's auto orphanage!
posted by
Kabu
on October 8, 2007 at 3:50 AM
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posted by
riri0322
on October 7, 2007 at 4:54 PM
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Mademoiselle...
I feel your pain........it takes away all of the fun when you have to explain every thing.......I thought it was an excellent quip!
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on October 7, 2007 at 5:25 AM
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Mademoiselle...
I know, it was a lame joke.
No, really, if they were orange, they would stand out like a sore thumb and be even easier targets. Just because you are wearing orange, doesn't mean you might not get shot.
posted by
food4thought
on October 7, 2007 at 12:41 AM
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mademoiselle
Is hunting still legal?
posted by
richinstore
on October 6, 2007 at 9:05 PM
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Why should they evolve?
posted by
A-and-B
on October 6, 2007 at 8:03 PM
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Orange...yuck!
They're afraid Bambi will call the Fashion Police!
posted by
LaptopCRAZYLady
on October 6, 2007 at 6:10 PM
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BTW, I like your chameleon refutation better than your original. Just my personal opinion. Moon 
posted by
magic_moon
on October 6, 2007 at 5:51 PM
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Okay, Mademoiselle, since you ask, here is how it went. I started typing my answer before you posted your "refutation" (which was good but, which BTW, left only implicit what I was saying). Then, I was interrupted by a 15 minute telephone call. Then, I came back to the screen (which was still open to my unposted comment but, which in fact predated your "refutation") and I hit spellcheck and then I posted. So, in the natural order of things, it arrived after your "refutation". I suppose, I could have copied my answer, closed the comment screen, checked the comments to see if you had yet refuted Whysper and only then posted my incisive comment. But, I don't see that it matters anyway since you did not make my point explicitly. Some on Blogit are not as sharp as you and I. You have to spell it out for them. Moon
posted by
magic_moon
on October 6, 2007 at 5:50 PM
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Um, I already did refute it, Moon. Besides, chameleons can't detect color, either, and that doesn't stop them from "blending in".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on October 6, 2007 at 5:39 PM
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I really shouldn't comment, bandana ...
Seeing as I once got suspended from school for suggesting a creative way to "thin out" the homeless population.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on October 6, 2007 at 5:35 PM
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Good question! And while Whysper's answer looks most logical and scientific, being a lawyer and all (and we never concede a point - ever - unless it is a tactic to gain something else) I am now going to refute it. Ready? Here goes: Even color blind people wear orange clothes. So, there. Now back to your query. Very good question!! Moon
posted by
magic_moon
on October 6, 2007 at 5:31 PM
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plus, that would also make war seem pretty silly.
Everyone would probably just pretend to die and then get up and have a big laugh about it.
posted by
bandanafish
on October 6, 2007 at 5:28 PM
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What about those human animals living in the
ghettos? Do you think they will eventually adapt to bullets? Then wouldn't it be fun if we could shoot these people just for the hell of it, and everybody's back being friends afterwards!
posted by
bandanafish
on October 6, 2007 at 5:26 PM
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What difference does that make, Whysper? Because the hunters aren't.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on October 6, 2007 at 5:25 PM
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Thanks for dropping by, Soul Builder.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on October 6, 2007 at 5:24 PM
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They're color blind
posted by
Whysper
on October 6, 2007 at 5:19 PM
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mademoiselle
posted by
Soul_Builder101
on October 6, 2007 at 5:12 PM
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What color clothes do they warn you to wear (to avoid being shot/hit by an arrow), food4thought?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on October 6, 2007 at 5:07 PM
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Orange???
Fur what?
posted by
food4thought
on October 6, 2007 at 5:02 PM
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