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Very funny, strat
Which started me thinking: Q-tips probably ought to be prohibited on flights now...
posted by
Nautikos
on January 24, 2008 at 6:05 PM
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Nothing could be more dangerous, Offy...
posted by
strat
on January 7, 2008 at 12:32 PM
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ROFLMAO....How fracking funny strat...I must remember to keep a Q-Tip beside my bed!!!! hahahahaha
posted by
Offy
on January 7, 2008 at 11:22 AM
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Glad you got a a charge out of it, 7 Stars!
posted by
strat
on January 7, 2008 at 6:16 AM
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hahahahaha.........
posted by
star4sky5
on January 7, 2008 at 6:12 AM
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Well, thank you, Chyrlann!
They are great, and this story will go down in family history for sure!
posted by
strat
on January 6, 2008 at 6:17 AM
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Now that's reading enjoyment! Great imagery....intense and too funny!
What an enjoyable read! These are the moments celebration memories are made! Happy New Year to you. It seems you have a wonderful family!
posted by
roadscross
on January 5, 2008 at 10:40 PM
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That's a pretty good idea, Food4Thought -- the golf club.
I have a couple of antique swords, but they would most likely shatter.
Glad you got a kick out of this one!
posted by
strat
on January 5, 2008 at 7:06 AM
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Glad you enjoyed it, Taps!
posted by
strat
on January 5, 2008 at 7:06 AM
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Strat...
Luckily, I had finishe my Dr. Pepper before I read that or I would certainly have coated my monitor with brown fizz!

I keep a golf club (a 9 iron I think) under my bed as my weapon of mass confusion. I had a run in with a theif who stole my dirt bike. People asked me if I had been armed if I would have shot the radiator or a tire. I realized, as mad as I was, I would have taken a head shot. So it's a good thing I have my trusy golf club, it might keep me out of trouble.
posted by
food4thought
on January 4, 2008 at 10:45 PM
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strat
A good, entertaining read.
posted by
TAPS.
on January 4, 2008 at 6:40 PM
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Awww, blush!
Thank you for the kind words, Kabu.
posted by
strat
on January 4, 2008 at 1:32 PM
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Glad you and Kabu got a big kick out of this one, Wiley!
posted by
strat
on January 4, 2008 at 1:31 PM
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Strat you are the best writer I just love your posts.
posted by
Kabu
on January 4, 2008 at 12:52 PM
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Strat
Now you can have the thrill of knowing I am not roflmao alone, Kabuiepie is right down here with me.

posted by
WileyJohn
on January 4, 2008 at 12:51 PM
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Hiya, Whacky and Bo!
Yep, Zoey has a lot of personality, like Bo. In fact, they kind of look alike in the face, if I remember that picture you posted correctly.
posted by
strat
on January 4, 2008 at 5:53 AM
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Trophy sounds pretty formidable, Shelly!
The problem is, all that stuff is downstairs. If we hadn't had the iron Q tip, I probably could have pulled out the trusty toenail clippers. Or maybe the TV remote...
posted by
strat
on January 4, 2008 at 5:52 AM
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Glad you got a chuckle out of it, Soulbuilder!
Now that I lived through it, it was pretty funny.
posted by
strat
on January 4, 2008 at 5:51 AM
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Your dog sounds a lot like Bo!
A rose and a smile

from me and you know who =^..^= woof!
posted by
Whacky
on January 3, 2008 at 7:49 PM
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hahahahaha...I've heard noises in the middle of the night too..
I usually use a trophy as my weapon. LOL
posted by
shelly_b
on January 3, 2008 at 6:34 PM
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Very funny!!!! LOL!!!
posted by
Soul_Builder101
on January 3, 2008 at 2:02 PM
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