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posted by
MiaElla
on May 2, 2008 at 8:03 PM
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They 'pray on' buying a g**d*** car???
Amazing!!!
posted by
Nautikos
on April 30, 2008 at 6:00 AM
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Sounds like an
excuse to be wishy washy to me!
He/she never made 'em, plenty of OTHER things to care about other 'n what kinda car ANTBODY drives!!
posted by
KaBooM62
on April 29, 2008 at 2:58 AM
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If there exists a god, he or she or it will not give a damn whether or not
someone buys a vehicle. Smacks of predestination. Where's the free will that is supposed to infuse Christianity? Besides, god dislikes doubters. Make a reasoned decision. If they didn't want to buy, they shouldn't be looking. As Franklin said, "god helps those who help themselves." Doubting your reason for being there shows poor cognitive skills. You keep at them Tattered. Maybe your statements make them angry, but in the long run they might be beneficial to those indecisive idiots that keep showing up...
posted by
saul_relative
on April 27, 2008 at 10:20 AM
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knight..lol...sam beat me to the line I had in mind, but wait..I think
I better use the washroom....hmm, not sure..
.better pray on it....uh oh, too late..it was more than gas..
.. (I know this is a "slight" exaggeration, but we've known people who have had to pray about just about everything before making ANY decisions..
, no matter how mundane...)
posted by
Rumor
on April 25, 2008 at 1:32 PM
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Knight, why don't you just offer your office , you could say,
"if you need to pray let me step out and close the door, how long would you like to pray for?" As you are heading for the door.
posted by
callista22001
on April 23, 2008 at 4:55 PM
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posted by
whirlwindaffair
on April 22, 2008 at 9:11 PM
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But, logically speaking...
...your claim is just as legitimate as theirs.
posted by
metalrat
on April 22, 2008 at 7:46 PM
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That's funny
..... though I think that if you're not sure how much you can afford, you should pray on that
before you reach the sales floor
posted by
Loribeth215
on April 22, 2008 at 5:24 PM
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I was going to make a comment but I must pray on it. lol The Lord knows what we need! sam
posted by
sam444
on April 22, 2008 at 12:37 PM
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Great sales pitch!
posted by
Soul_Builder101
on April 22, 2008 at 12:28 PM
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Hilarious!!!
posted by
spiderbite
on April 22, 2008 at 12:13 PM
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Next time you do that and they get mad,
simply look at them and say, "Frankly, I don't think that's a very Christian attitude."
I use that one a lot, and it never fails to steam them off and most important, crack me up.
posted by
strat
on April 22, 2008 at 11:35 AM
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Crikey!
It's almost Australian to lose a customer for the sake of a joke!
posted by
Antipodean
on April 22, 2008 at 10:33 AM
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