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Good morning Guy! I thought you might get a kick out of these! sam
It is technology for country folk! LMAO!!!!!!
LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the keys.
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
posted by
sam444
on November 6, 2008 at 7:06 AM
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Hello, Guy !!! Great hub, as usual. Miss ya, buddy.
posted by
hazel_st_cricket
on November 5, 2008 at 6:05 PM
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OMG, don't forget to pay those taxes. There are too many programs on t.v.
about buying homes at tax auctions.
Otherwise, I thanked God that I live in Arizona and it is 90 degrees Fahrenheit this week.
No cord wood cutting for me. I may not even turn my heater on until December or later....
I know a calico named Terrorist.....so Hitler must be a relative.
posted by
benzinha
on November 3, 2008 at 9:54 PM
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So now we know who is the boss!
The kitty. right?
posted by
Whacky
on November 3, 2008 at 9:28 PM
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I am so glad I just turn my thermostat up these days! I don't think I could the firewood for heat thing again! sam
posted by
sam444
on November 3, 2008 at 5:54 PM
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Damn, Guy, I hate to leave something like this,
but Hitler, rules, doesn't she....
posted by
strat
on November 3, 2008 at 5:48 PM
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North
That quite a lot of winter "prep"! And, by the way, you
do have a good sense of humour....
posted by
Troosha
on November 3, 2008 at 11:55 AM
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LOL!
This is going to be my last year of Michigan snow. You named your cat Hitler? You are even more creative than I am!
posted by
Bel_
on November 3, 2008 at 10:20 AM
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Wow! I'm glad I live in Texas and don't have to put anyone through all that hard labor...but I do love a fire burning and usually buy a cord every winter. I finally had to kick my cats, Bliss and Charm, out of the bedroom because they were just interfering with my sleep too much for the same reasons. Bliss insists on sleeping on my body....if I turned to my side she balanced perfectly on me like a log....Charm would wake me from a deep sleep to the feel of her kneading on me....now that they are in their own sleeping spaces, we all sleep much better! Loved this look into your world.....stay warm!
posted by
Krisles
on November 3, 2008 at 5:52 AM
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