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Ah....goes back to many things and explains much.
We like the Stooges; women apparently do not. We thoroughly enjoy fart jokes; women, well...Aw, what the hell; vive la difference, right?
posted by
strat
on January 20, 2009 at 11:44 AM
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One lady insisted that I knew nothing about the pain of 'pushing out' a child. I replied that she knew nothing of the pain of 'pushing out' a kidney stone...several times. Listeners agreed that the kidney stone is the greatest torture, especially when there is no money for surgery!
posted by
Soul_Builder101
on January 19, 2009 at 3:25 PM
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I thought this was so funny, but until you have delivered a baby, you don't know pain! LMAO! sam
posted by
sam444
on January 19, 2009 at 11:05 AM
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Re: Re: Wow, Zenster! You can join our Club, "Mainly, Manly Men," if you WANT!
Guy....now that's where my weakness lies.......i have absolutely NO UPPER BODY STRENGTH.....i'm trying to work on that w/ weights. You'd have no problem kicking my ass.
posted by
ZenMom
on January 19, 2009 at 8:04 AM
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Re: I don't know about you, but I hope that my ancestors all approve of ME!
Xeno,
Actually, I think like the cartoon character, "Dennis the Menace." He and Joey took a package, from his parent's freezer. They filled the bath tub with water, dropped the frozen fish into the water and waited. Finally, Dennis said to Joey, "See, once they're dead, they're DEAD!"
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on January 18, 2009 at 7:59 PM
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Re: Wow, Zenster! You can join our Club, "Mainly, Manly Men," if you WANT!
Zen Mom,
I wouldn't be surprised if you can beat me at arm-wrestling, too. I really suck at arm wrestling, but that isn't a slam on you! I think that there is some secret to arm wrestling, that I just haven't learned, yet. Anyway, I said "most women" and I wasn't even thinking of you. I'm a big, huge fan of yours, and maybe someday, could you maybe teach me that thing, about arm wrestling? I can't even show my face, in any gyms, now. Sob!
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on January 18, 2009 at 7:46 PM
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Re: Being a married man I know better than to agree with you,
Muley,
Thanks, My BROTHER! I assume that you are also a "brung-down, hung-down, dejected, discouraged, battle-hardened, battle-weary, oft-defeated, fellow veteran of the war of the sexes," so you know what I am talking about. Men acquire wisdom much too late. Women are born with an innate knowlege about men! Particularly our biggest weakness! Testerosterone poisoning! Their mothers fill in all remaining gaps, for them. We never REALLY had a chance, I conclude. Can you spell "sucker" with me, boys and girls? I hear rumors that a few people go through life with comparatively few regrets. I am much more inclined to agree with B.B. King. "Nobody loves me, but my Momma! And she could be jivin' me, too!"
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on January 18, 2009 at 7:30 PM
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I'm way tougher than most men I know. Case in point: Gave birth AT HOME - no meds.....DX w/ MS back to work following week......hysterectomy -home next day.....and JUST LAST week......emergency appendectomy at 9am Thursday morning - home by 6pm.......take that guy.......<snap>
posted by
ZenMom
on January 18, 2009 at 7:10 PM
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Re: We men only SAY that we know all, being the weaker sex.
Raven Marie!
I was only trying to put a somewhat funnier slant, on something that is actually serious, to me. I do this a lot. If one can find a scrap of humor, in what others would call by a different term, I find that it makes my life more bearable. Call it one of my many remaining character flaws. I'm still working on them, being a "work in progress," and all.
We all have gone through a lot of crap in our lives. Longer life, equals MORE crap! I'm just blowing off steam. Blogging is cheap therapy, that's all.
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on January 18, 2009 at 6:56 PM
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Being a married man I know better than to agree with you,
but you sure are funny. Good post Guy!
posted by
muley12
on January 18, 2009 at 5:53 PM
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The next time my son in laws tooth hurts and he is begging me for my pain meds I'll have him call you. My man is in so much pain that I see his face turn grey, he never says a word. I admire him for that, but, let the dog poop on the carpet and my big brave marine runs from the room holding his nose and gagging. I'll come sit in the cab of your truck with you the next time a dog sprays me with Parvo diarrhea we'll see who gives first. Not all men are tough and not all women are offended by smell. I think it's an individual thing. But then you tell me because my experience is that men know all.
posted by
ravenmarie
on January 18, 2009 at 5:49 PM
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Re: I am SUCH a MAN!
Sinome,
Thanks,................. I think!
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on January 18, 2009 at 4:55 PM
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Guy
all I can say is... you are such a MAN
posted by
Sinome
on January 18, 2009 at 4:52 PM
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I don't know.
I like my choice of ancestors.
posted by
Xeno-x
on January 18, 2009 at 3:45 PM
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