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posted by
Xeno-x
on February 1, 2009 at 8:55 AM
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Re: Beer and women! A dangerous mix!
Sam,
Sorry Sam,
I just DO NOT see anything funny about beer drinking being found to be dangerous! It is bad enough, what a bad rap beer has, from all those tight-assed ex-alcoholics, tea-totalers, Carrie Nationers, etc., that have perpetrated upon our society such slanderous misinformation about this wondrously enhanced, liquified grain. Next thing you know, dope will be...................AHHHHH! CRAP!
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on January 30, 2009 at 5:36 PM
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Re: heh heh heh heh
Abuelita,
I hope that I got your name right, finally. Seriously. I also want to acknowledge my debt to you, for trying to make others aware of me and my writing. I think that between you and Sam, I picked up at least three or four new readers that never would have stumbled upon me, without your help. Neither of you ladies had to do this for a stranger, beyond the fact that you both have a generous and empathetic soul. Please accept my heartfelt thanks.
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on January 30, 2009 at 5:22 PM
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Re: I must say, I do like getting in touch with my feminine side!
Strat!
Thank goodness you figured out my codeword, for you to comment! I just signed up with a new cut-rate encription service, so nobody can read this but you, & me, and I am saving money! WIN, WIN!
Anyway, you have got to be kidding me! What if we were to become stuck over there in the "feminine side?!!" Never thought about that, did you? Even Obama wouldn't dare to send a rescue party into such dangerous territory, so early in his administration. We would probably be abandoned, suffer irreversible damage and wind up with a whole closetfull of SHOES and "Little black dresses!" BRRRR!
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on January 30, 2009 at 5:09 PM
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Re: This reminds me of an old joke!
A guy sat on the same barstool ALL day long, drinking beer, and never leaving his barstool. Shifts of employees worked their workdays, clocked out, and joined the crowd of watchers, all wondering when he would pee, or burst. At closing time, he hit the exit door, not the restroom. The entire crowd gasped, and followed him outside. The man walked over to the curb, unzipped and just as he was about to relieve himself, one of the three bartenders said, " HEY! You can't do that there!" The amazing spongeman said, "That's okay, I'm going to do it WAY, WAY over THERE!"
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on January 30, 2009 at 4:51 PM
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Re: LOL.... I'm not scared, crack one open for me !
Cricket,
I only open them (beers) wearing rubber gloves now. This scares the hell outta me! Sorry, I drive for a living! I cannot afford to lose the ability to parallel park! I often have to hold my tongue, too. You can see my problem, even without all my other baggage.
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on January 30, 2009 at 4:37 PM
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After 10 beers, it might take 30 minutes to urinate. Might as well take a load off the feet! lol
posted by
Soul_Builder101
on January 30, 2009 at 11:47 AM
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I must say, I do like getting in touch with my feminine side!
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posted by
strat
on January 30, 2009 at 11:25 AM
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heh heh heh heh
posted by
benzinha
on January 30, 2009 at 10:13 AM
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LMAO, and what Cricket said too! sam
posted by
sam444
on January 30, 2009 at 7:56 AM
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LOL.... I'm not scared, crack one open for me !
posted by
hazel_st_cricket
on January 30, 2009 at 5:45 AM
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