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Wow the Husband and I sure enjoyed these!!!

posted by Darson on October 5, 2009 at 4:47 PM | link to this | reply

Wide mouth Laugh
These are funny

posted by Color_Your_Life on May 11, 2009 at 8:09 PM | link to this | reply

Aren't these sexist quotes?

posted by Straightforward on April 5, 2009 at 2:21 AM | link to this | reply

Laughing Hard!
I loved these! (even though I am a woman. *LOL*)

posted by Imaginerain08 on March 29, 2009 at 9:08 AM | link to this | reply

I am not married that is why I wear a grin from ear to ear

posted by Lanetay on March 29, 2009 at 12:34 AM | link to this | reply

Wise, illuminating quotes here.

posted by hardilaziz on March 28, 2009 at 10:52 PM | link to this | reply

that's hilarious!
For us: my husband plays Call of Duty online, and I blog! :)

posted by calia14 on March 24, 2009 at 9:18 PM | link to this | reply

That Socrates was a funny guy.

posted by FormerStudentIntern on March 23, 2009 at 5:16 PM | link to this | reply

Youngman, Dangerfield's and Berle's quotes, my 3 favorites, although
they're all good.....

posted by Rumor on March 22, 2009 at 4:30 PM | link to this | reply

LOL

posted by Ariala on March 22, 2009 at 6:20 AM | link to this | reply

LMAO, To you and Sinome, both.

posted by hazel_st_cricket on March 22, 2009 at 6:13 AM | link to this | reply

Trust sinome to come up with those! I am happily unmarried and have every intention of staying so (after three failed marriages)

posted by vogue on March 22, 2009 at 12:32 AM | link to this | reply

I am married  loll and here are some for you :-)

  I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
-- Marie Corelli
Email to a friend   Husbands are like fires - they go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Email to a friend   My husband says I feed him like he's a god: every meal is a burnt offering.
-- Rhonda Hansome
Email to a friend   My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
-- Roseanne Barr
Email to a friend   My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
-- Unknown (t-shirt slogan)
Email to a friend   A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick.
-- Ogden Nash

Email to a friend   The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
-- Finley Peter Dunne

got more if you want them  loll  Great post

posted by Sinome on March 21, 2009 at 9:17 PM | link to this | reply

~ not married but these made me smile!

posted by Blue_feathers on March 21, 2009 at 7:05 PM | link to this | reply