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Re: Yeahhhh, bay-bee!!!

   Strat,

        The Mustang Ranch? Sounds like a dude ranch, and i'm not into dudes OR horses! I hope at least, you weren't suggesting that I'm into dude horses! I like women who wear ponytails, though. Oh, and one time I ran into an old girlfriend whose backside was as wide as a ho......................Never mind. Nope, never been to this raunch, I meant RANCH! DAMN! Kinda blows my ignorance act. Still true though. Besides I am so phobic about STD's that it is MUCH easier to be celib......faithful! Yeah, FAITHFUL! That's the ticket! I'm too OLD to cry!

              Guy

posted by northsage_45 on June 17, 2009 at 7:14 PM | link to this | reply

Yeahhhh, bay-bee!!!
But do you get the geezer discount, or the booking discount, at places like the Mustang Ranch?

posted by strat on June 17, 2009 at 4:37 PM | link to this | reply

I want to know if you will get away with July 32!!!! LMAO! sam

posted by sam444 on June 16, 2009 at 11:16 PM | link to this | reply

    Geez your plan sounds good but I think you could add dreamer to your list of other fine qualities. Fun Read!!  

posted by BrightIrish on June 16, 2009 at 7:12 PM | link to this | reply

Re: I guess that if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is!

  Sinome,

       Yeah, with my kind of luck, they'll find some way to weasel out of it! Well, as Marilyn's son always says, "It seemed like a really GOOD idea, at the time!" Oh Jeeze! Now I'm starting to sound and think (!?) like DONNY! Time to have my head examined, for the presence of brains!

            Guy

posted by northsage_45 on June 16, 2009 at 11:03 AM | link to this | reply

Wow... that is a fabulous offer if it is true  loll... though I doubt they pay for the trip there since they say they will give you a one " day stay"  not the trip there and back :-)  besides do they say a one free night stay? or one free day stay... because if they said " day" you my be ejected when the sun sets  loll... ( just paying strict attention to semantics here) so be careful and make sure that the ad spoke of limousine and airfare... plus bed accommodations  loll  or you will find yourself having to pay the airfare there and transportation to and from hotel to spend a day at the beach with not even a shower to take the sand off  loll.  I love to read  your posts Guy ( have I said that before???)  they are sooooooo funny.  

posted by Sinome on June 16, 2009 at 8:38 AM | link to this | reply