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mikochan
If anyone deserved a tip that day, it was the people working that shift....poor souls!
posted by
Darson
on December 1, 2009 at 2:29 PM
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Wow...
Good that you have a custom of giving a tip...that we do not have in Japan. by mikochan
posted by
mikochan
on December 1, 2009 at 4:48 AM
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abanerjee
...As a matter of fact....I do!!!
posted by
Darson
on November 24, 2009 at 6:12 PM
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I LoVe fUn. Ploughed, it says .... Funny Furrows of Fulfillment, alliteration ... like it?
posted by
anib
on November 24, 2009 at 9:34 AM
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abanerjee
Ha ha ha, yes are you going to request that I make him STOP? Because history has proven that this is impossible...! And LOL on your 'absorbing'....quite clever, I must say!
posted by
Darson
on November 24, 2009 at 5:19 AM
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Darson, TJ's retching
That was absorbing, I mean an absorbing piece of write

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posted by
anib
on November 23, 2009 at 9:24 PM
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BC-A
A LITTLE TOO MUCH INFORMATION, MY FRIEND!

Nevertheless, you're family, so we still love ya.
posted by
Darson
on November 23, 2009 at 8:06 PM
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Darson
I identify with the side effects of rich food only I used the plunger in my landlady’s the other night after enjoying black bean soup love. BC-A, Bill’s RJLst
posted by
BC-A
on November 23, 2009 at 7:25 PM
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adnohr
That's funny....my children only refer to me as 'dry'....!
posted by
Darson
on November 23, 2009 at 6:28 PM
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I love to read you! It cracks me up every time!! Talk about dry wit!!
posted by
adnohr
on November 23, 2009 at 5:52 PM
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FSI
I had an accident on my LaMaze coaches blue suede shoes. Gave the song a whole new meaning....
posted by
Darson
on November 23, 2009 at 4:39 PM
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Rumor
EXACTLY. It's all you can do...!
posted by
Darson
on November 23, 2009 at 4:38 PM
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Pat B
Yes, I rather agree. TJ has always been an extremely special child to me, for that one trait alone....! Christening is a funny word for that....it was certainly an initiation of sorts!
posted by
Darson
on November 23, 2009 at 4:38 PM
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Mia Ella
Yeah, right....like who did he think you were....Moses?
posted by
Darson
on November 23, 2009 at 4:36 PM
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Elyse!
So...you can relate to yet another of my tales? That's great...or should I say...that's terrible!? Yeah, you want to keep those little tykes still when they're doing that. No need to spread the joy. And if you knew Lauren (which I think you're getting the idea), you are certainly right; this was a classic response. She's not a kid person; she'll tell you herself if you ask! Thanks, Elyse!!!
posted by
Darson
on November 23, 2009 at 4:35 PM
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Reminds of when I accidently threw up on my aunt's nice new coat. Thankfully she was not in it.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on November 23, 2009 at 3:42 PM
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Darson, that comment of Lauren's, "Make him stop."...just so ridiculous
I bet you felt like making
her regurgitate...like anyone can stop that or any of life's other "accidents"...they come with the territory..

...I still deal with them in the group home and just "go with the flow" so to speak...

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posted by
Rumor
on November 23, 2009 at 2:39 PM
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Oh, that takes me back. Not that I really wanted to go there...
I remember once when I was seventeen and knew everything and my older sister's kids were acting like savages and back-talking her, I said my kids would never get away with that. And she looked at me, smiled pityingly and said "Just wait." Still, a little projectile urp on the Ex-Man's unforgiven truck was a special kind of christening...
posted by
Pat_B
on November 23, 2009 at 2:15 PM
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haha that's great...kind of reminds me of my post
and it reminds me of the time I was on my period and leaking all over the seat of my brother's car...and he gave me a mean look and said, "can't you hold it." hahahaha
posted by
MiaElla
on November 23, 2009 at 10:49 AM
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DARSON...rotfllol really really spewing my coffee across the room now...YEs... I know of this. Just letting it happen because what are you going to do...in fact, my little Sar whom would have car sickness often, did this exact thing in a restaurant once and I was so unnerved by the utter shock of patrons and all and yes my family --- I was draggin her along with the stuff just coming (no end i tell ya) and sorta placing my hand over her little mouth ---

needless to say, I can relate and what a mess and
Classic response from your sis --- LOL...oh dear you make my day ~ Elyse (finding joy in the morning as such)
posted by
elysianfields
on November 23, 2009 at 9:55 AM
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Ariala
I know! It's the most rediculous command, ever! I could no sooner stop a tumbling boulder...!
posted by
Darson
on November 23, 2009 at 9:23 AM
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LOL, Make him stop...I love it! I don't have kids but I have cats and
when they have a hairball to share, you can't make them stop no matter what! LOL
posted by
Ariala
on November 23, 2009 at 8:58 AM
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