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Re: I always thought if you attached one of those postage
Strat,
GRRR! You win THIS time, good twin!
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on May 4, 2010 at 3:46 PM
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I always thought if you attached one of those postage
paid labels, like on magazine subscription cards that fall out of the pages to say, a cinder block, it would cost the recipient, company xyz, the price of postage for one cinder block. I don't know if it would work, and my mailman's almost as lazy as I am, but I do want to try it once, just to see if it works.
posted by
strat
on May 4, 2010 at 12:40 PM
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I am going to return some of those ads, but I do recycle! sam
posted by
sam444
on May 4, 2010 at 7:32 AM
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Very good suggestions. I've never done any of these before, but it sounds like fun.
posted by
TAPS.
on May 3, 2010 at 7:44 PM
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I got rid of those Jehova witness and Morman people by telling them
that I was an Athiest!
posted by
Kabu
on May 3, 2010 at 8:31 AM
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Re: I can do this...
Ciel,
This is the perfect conversation or sales pitch stopper! I wonder if he believed you. Who knows what weird practices Mormons, Republicans, North Koreans and other terrorists might probably follow in cases of a family death, like that? I do know that all societies abhor rotting corpses laying around, stinking to high heaven!
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on May 3, 2010 at 7:15 AM
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I can do this...
My defense against phone solicitors was to just say, "No thanks, we don't need any."
Once, though, a funeral plan salesman called.
I was already saying it, when I realized it was his ideal opening... so I kept on talking. What came out was, "No thanks, we don't need that... We eat our dead."
posted by
Ciel
on May 3, 2010 at 6:59 AM
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