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Good ones! Of course, Danny Ozark's quote ain't all that stupid:  He was telling us  that the game was 45% mental, but thought he'd make us figure it out...

posted by Nautikos on July 10, 2010 at 7:59 AM | link to this | reply

Paint chips
WOW!  I am smart!!  LOL/LB

posted by MsJudy on July 9, 2010 at 12:28 AM | link to this | reply

The things people say just crack me up! I thought Quayle's Phoenix one was too precious! I wonder if he ever took a geography class! lol on all of these! sam

posted by sam444 on July 8, 2010 at 11:46 PM | link to this | reply

you are priceless ...blogit needs a few laughs now and then. Thanks.

posted by Kabu on July 8, 2010 at 6:59 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Of course, then there was the guy about ten or so years ago
Strat,
      I'm sure that you already know why cavemen used to drag their unconscious, therefore officially betrothed young lady cave-persons, back to the fur-lined (padded-walled, honeymoon suite caves) by the cave-lady's hair, so I guess that I don't need to repeat it again, here! Boy, I hafta laugh, because I really crack myself UP!
           Guy

posted by northsage_45 on July 8, 2010 at 6:31 PM | link to this | reply

"half this game is 90 percent mental"...lol...
Sounds like something Yogi Berra would have said.....

posted by Rumor on July 8, 2010 at 3:44 PM | link to this | reply

Of course, then there was the guy about ten or so years ago

who awakened from a coma after a couple of decades. The first thing he did was tell a joke:

"Why do divers fall backwards from the boat when they go into the water?"

"Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat..."

All that time for such ruminations...

posted by strat on July 8, 2010 at 6:52 AM | link to this | reply

One of my favorites was Theisman's. Morons don't realize that they ARE!
     Yep, ol' Joe's obviously no Norm Einstein! Guess he only went to school, to eat his lunch and play football. Snicker!
              Guy

posted by northsage_45 on July 8, 2010 at 5:46 AM | link to this | reply

wow!

I'm still laughin so hard my chest hurts... Always good to start the day off with a smile and you've knocked me silly - as if the quotes weren't funny enough then I had to scroll down and see the idiot sightings!! HAHAHA

Think le-a was my fav... or the mickeyD's manager, but then Mariah Carey's lil quote was a kicker too!

posted by SomeoneElse on July 8, 2010 at 5:29 AM | link to this | reply