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I know, yellowrose!

How stupid is that?!

posted by SpitFire70 on August 13, 2010 at 7:46 PM | link to this | reply

LOL!   If they tell me their going to grease my wagon I'd probably drop to the ground laughing, Not Good....

posted by yellowrose55 on August 13, 2010 at 6:25 PM | link to this | reply

I'm sure you have, Shelly!

posted by SpitFire70 on August 12, 2010 at 10:29 PM | link to this | reply

Yeah, Timmy! How gross is THAT?

posted by SpitFire70 on August 12, 2010 at 10:29 PM | link to this | reply

ROFL, and I thought only people in Ohio said those things!

I can't think of any right now, but I've heard some crazy ones, as well.

 

posted by shelly_b on August 12, 2010 at 1:48 PM | link to this | reply

spiffy

Idioms are great when they come from idiots!! My personal favorite is the graphic yet subtle...."I'm gonna rip of your head and shit (or piss) down your neck.

posted by TIMMYTALES on August 12, 2010 at 1:41 PM | link to this | reply

LOL, Teddy!

posted by SpitFire70 on August 12, 2010 at 9:55 AM | link to this | reply

Fire, you beat old Dr. P all to hell!

posted by teddypoet_TheGoodByeFade on August 11, 2010 at 7:48 PM | link to this | reply

OMG, Taps!

I literally just LOL when I read that last line! My grandparents and parents always spouted idioms in Yiddish. Too funny!!

posted by SpitFire70 on August 11, 2010 at 7:43 PM | link to this | reply

At least one has a chance at trying to understand what is being said.  My mother, my aunts and my grandma used to spout idioms in Czech.  One of them was something about peals of thunder and flashes of lightening and another was something about smelly underpants. 

posted by TAPS. on August 11, 2010 at 3:42 PM | link to this | reply

LadybugJudy,

Yeah, and some are interesting and just plain weird!

posted by SpitFire70 on August 11, 2010 at 1:15 PM | link to this | reply

Aww, thanks, Wiley-Pops!!

and that Spitfire tree...sigh.

posted by SpitFire70 on August 11, 2010 at 1:14 PM | link to this | reply

BC-A, I actually made that one up about the pig

posted by SpitFire70 on August 11, 2010 at 1:12 PM | link to this | reply

Thanks Nautikos!

posted by SpitFire70 on August 11, 2010 at 10:39 AM | link to this | reply

Way Down

I know what you mean some sayings are just way out there..LOL/LBJ

posted by MsJudy on August 11, 2010 at 12:52 AM | link to this | reply

SpitFireDotter70

LOL How about "I'm gonna punch your lights out' how nutty is that? Do you got lights? Me too neither luv so you can't have bein' like my dotter. I love your humor posts kiddo and you too and I even told Kabu, you my Spitfire Tree from out back

posted by WileyJohn on August 10, 2010 at 9:03 PM | link to this | reply

u Ha you know a lot of these. They’re really different and wow eh! Good post! Ha. I can’t think or can if I do love. BC-A, Bill’s RJLst

posted by BC-A on August 10, 2010 at 8:57 PM | link to this | reply

Spitfire

LOL! Very cogent and trenchant observations...

posted by Nautikos on August 10, 2010 at 7:30 PM | link to this | reply

LOL, Kabu!!

I kind of understand. M is from Florida and I'm a yankee girl from Chicago. The lingo is much different!

posted by SpitFire70 on August 10, 2010 at 7:19 PM | link to this | reply

Great post ..well written and sure gets one thinking.....I never heard the

clock one...perhaps I am lucky.LOL Poor Wiley living with an Aussie....he spends half our time together looking confused.

posted by Kabu on August 10, 2010 at 4:31 PM | link to this | reply

Rumor, another question for that would be

is why with your bare hands? No gloves? Eeew. Very unsanitary.

posted by SpitFire70 on August 10, 2010 at 4:04 PM | link to this | reply

Thanks for stopping by, LovelyLady!

posted by SpitFire70 on August 10, 2010 at 4:03 PM | link to this | reply

how about "I'll pull your tonsils out with my bare hands!"

oh really?  My tonsils are long gone, and if they were still there, I bite like a bulldog....(no offense to bulldogs).....

posted by Rumor on August 10, 2010 at 11:41 AM | link to this | reply

posted by lovelyladymonk on August 10, 2010 at 11:20 AM | link to this | reply

Lustorlove,

I remember that one myself from when I was a kid. They never said that to me but my aunt used to call me Double Ug. Nice, huh? hehe

posted by SpitFire70 on August 10, 2010 at 9:07 AM | link to this | reply

Sir Strat, that last one is the best!! LOL

Bless yer heart!

posted by SpitFire70 on August 10, 2010 at 9:06 AM | link to this | reply

Thanks BrittWit! Cockney slang, huh?

Very interesting!

posted by SpitFire70 on August 10, 2010 at 9:04 AM | link to this | reply

That we do, Katray!!

posted by SpitFire70 on August 10, 2010 at 9:03 AM | link to this | reply

I know I have wondered about a lot of sayings, my friend always says she/he looks like they have beat with an ugly stick

posted by Lanetay on August 10, 2010 at 8:55 AM | link to this | reply

Then, of course, my blessed home has many:

How about, "Hotter than a goat's ass in a pepper patch?" "Ugly as a mud fence" or "Gonna open a can of Whup Ass!"

Then, of course, is my favorite classic describing impressively bucked teeth -- "She could eat a tomato through a tennis racket."

posted by strat on August 10, 2010 at 8:36 AM | link to this | reply

lol if you thinks that weird check out cockney slang

posted by BrittWit on August 10, 2010 at 7:55 AM | link to this | reply

LOL, good ones, Spitfire! Emotions and/or brain farts

tumble words into idiocrasy far too often, but at least we get some good giggles out of 'em..

posted by Katray2 on August 10, 2010 at 7:25 AM | link to this | reply

That's what I was figuring, Sam!

posted by SpitFire70 on August 9, 2010 at 7:53 PM | link to this | reply

Hi Teddy! Hmm...Nobel?

posted by SpitFire70 on August 9, 2010 at 7:53 PM | link to this | reply

adnohr loves me! adnohr loves me!

I'm telling everyone!

posted by SpitFire70 on August 9, 2010 at 7:52 PM | link to this | reply

Yeah, AllSamMag. Jumbled up makes it even worse

and definitely stupider.

posted by SpitFire70 on August 9, 2010 at 7:51 PM | link to this | reply

Well, I know why he hasn't been around to 'clean yer clock, cuz: Busy as a stump-tailed cow in fly time lol or, he just said: Sun don't shine on the same dog's tail all the time. lol You are hilarious! sam 

posted by sam444 on August 9, 2010 at 6:10 PM | link to this | reply

Greetings, Nobel!

posted by teddypoet_TheGoodByeFade on August 9, 2010 at 6:09 PM | link to this | reply

LMAO!!! Lady - you are hilarious! I LOVE people who make me laugh!!!

posted by adnohr on August 9, 2010 at 5:16 PM | link to this | reply

So true

OMW that is so true, especially when they use it all jumbled up. These people should really just shut up.

posted by AllSamMag on August 9, 2010 at 4:10 PM | link to this | reply