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sam..lol...dang, I missed it again....
As a kid I was always amazed Groucho could chew his cigars so vigorously and not bite them in half and swallow them..

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..he had quite the vocabulary of zingers.

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posted by
Rumor
on June 28, 2011 at 2:30 PM
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These were so funny and Marx had it on the money so to speak! And that is the secret word for the day, did you see the duck come down?! lol sam
posted by
sam444
on June 28, 2011 at 1:32 PM
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malcolm, indeed they were witty...
I can remember their tv program with Groucho always chomping on a cigar...and there was no colour yet....(man, am I dating myself..

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posted by
Rumor
on June 28, 2011 at 12:44 PM
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Excellent
I always forget how witty those Marx Brothers truly were!
posted by
malcolm
on June 28, 2011 at 11:55 AM
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Wiley..lol...yep, I always have liked Yogi....
One of these days I'll run a batch of his quotes (Yogiisms)..

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posted by
Rumor
on June 28, 2011 at 8:29 AM
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Rumor
I liked 'em all even the one you liked twice. LOL
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental." - Yogi Berra on baseball
posted by
WileyJohn
on June 27, 2011 at 6:31 PM
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Thanks, Elyse...
My two favs are Fred Allen and old Groucho, too...I can picture Groucho chewing on a cigar making a comment like this one..


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posted by
Rumor
on June 27, 2011 at 5:58 PM
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Spitfire..I like that one a lot, too....
I use a line somewhat similar with people who get under my skin (usually ih a humorous way, but not always): "Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier.".

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posted by
Rumor
on June 27, 2011 at 5:55 PM
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TOO FUNNY - you had me at the long walks and then the rest, I couldn't stop LOL...these are great - Groucho Marx was too fun as well. I feel that way most times. Good ones, as usual, dear Rumor. Elyse
posted by
elysianfields
on June 27, 2011 at 5:24 PM
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Love the long walks one best!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 27, 2011 at 3:50 PM
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FSI, that one from the jobseeker's application....
lol, I had to read that one over a few times before I figured it out..

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posted by
Rumor
on June 27, 2011 at 2:14 PM
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It is funny the things that people can say.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on June 27, 2011 at 12:52 PM
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jeff...
I think I have to go with the Fred Allen quote as the best of the bunch, although Yogi's is right behind it..

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posted by
Rumor
on June 27, 2011 at 11:25 AM
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LOL
All but the last one was new to me.
posted by
jollyjeff
on June 27, 2011 at 11:16 AM
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Kabu..lol..don't feel bad....
It took me a few readings, too..

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posted by
Rumor
on June 27, 2011 at 10:42 AM
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hey these are great....I confess it took me a couple of reads to
get the crossed is and dotted ts. DUH!
posted by
Kabu
on June 27, 2011 at 9:53 AM
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