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posted by
Jemmie211
on September 14, 2012 at 12:30 AM
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Grandpa took out his dentures and then commented on the weather . . . "Chisel cold night indeed!" 
posted by
JimmyA
on September 11, 2012 at 1:57 PM
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The delivery man grunts and groans
Sweat dripping profusely
This box is the heaviest he has ever had to deliver
Stamped FRAGILE he does his best
One wrong move can cost the company thousands
Not to mention him his job
The receiver of the box throws open the door
Eyes glistening with anticipation
Signs for it quickly
Rips the packaging away
There in all its glory is a block of marble
Beckoning her forth to begin her project
With chisel and hammer in hand
She strikes the first blow
posted by
Annicita
on September 9, 2012 at 7:57 PM
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Graysome escaped. He was popped into a conveniently placed
box when the truck arrived with our new chair. So exciting, we had not bought furniture for years. Graysome was completely forgotten in the oohs and aahs and it's my turn to sit in the chair now..... Finally when we remembered him I went to look in the box and oh dear he was gone. A big hole in the side of said box showed how he had escaped. it was so well done honestly, One would think that he had taken a CHISEL to it rather than chewing with his teeth.
We turned around and there he was...sitting in our new chair.
posted by
Kabu
on September 9, 2012 at 3:52 PM
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It is quite the chisel.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on September 9, 2012 at 9:29 AM
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