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Exactly, Annicita! That was my point! Anything considered buffet-style usually indicates 'self-serve.' You know that's not gonna happen with those cats! I was going to say that maybe it would be a good idea for the cats to serve themselves. But, knowing how some kitties eat, that would probably be a bad idea . . . 
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JimmyA
on January 7, 2015 at 6:05 AM
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actually cats are served every meal...when have you ever seen one go in the cupboard and pour themselves a bowl of cat food or go to the fridge and pour themsleves a bowl of milk?
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Annicita
on January 6, 2015 at 1:59 PM
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Re: JimmyA
Thanks, Sir Wiley. Glad to keep everyone laughin' . . .
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JimmyA
on January 6, 2015 at 8:10 AM
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He was indeed, FSI, although I have a feeling he probably didn't really say that! Makes for a cute joke though, doesn't it? 
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JimmyA
on January 6, 2015 at 8:10 AM
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See, Kabu? Even when they're a bit 'off-color,' you just can't help but to laugh! Once again, my mission was accomplished . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on January 6, 2015 at 8:09 AM
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They're somewhere about, Bill! I guess ya just gotta know where to look . . .
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JimmyA
on January 6, 2015 at 8:08 AM
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For some reason, Naut, I just can't see those stones working any better than a handful of coins! But who am I to argue with the wondrous teachings of 'Ol Mo?' Remind me to never use the rest rooms of any Middle Eastern-themed restaurant . . .
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JimmyA
on January 6, 2015 at 8:07 AM
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Well, C C T, I don't really know all that much about the Stock Market, but I know enough not to use anything else but the proper "paper" when visiting nature! I also know enough to come in out of the rain . . .
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JimmyA
on January 6, 2015 at 8:05 AM
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JimmyA
- Not too long ago, my friends and I foolishly decided to play a spirited game of ‘rock, paper, scissors,’ using actual rocks, paper and scissors! Needless to say, it got bloody, and we haven’t spoken to each other since.roflmao Ya done 'er again ya nut case. LOL
posted by
WileyJohn
on January 5, 2015 at 7:24 PM
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LOL. That Confucius was one sick dude, indeed.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on January 5, 2015 at 5:20 PM
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Giggle giggle giggle....I do know that last joke is very bad taste but I am ROFLOL....
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Kabu
on January 5, 2015 at 3:32 PM
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🌅Where have you gone blacksmith? However, I wouldn’t mind them singing a Burt Bacharach-Hal David dong like Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head Jimmy. Where have you gone musician? BC-A, Bill’s R🍬🍬st
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BC-A
on January 5, 2015 at 1:39 PM
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Jimmy
Good stuff, LOL! As afr as Zeke and Clem are concerned - well, that's the problem if you're poorly educated! If they had read the Hadith, they would have known to follow ol' Mo's example.
‘The Prophet said, “Bring me stones in order to clean my private parts, and do not bring any bones or animal dung.”’ (Bukhari)
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Nautikos
on January 5, 2015 at 8:09 AM
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Didn't take much to lose a battle in those days. He must have been a noble fighter.Yes funny how songs glorify rain and most can't wait to hurry out of it. If you have any thoughts on this new year's stock market in USA. You are looking at a shiny dollar or two. Those guys should have known a handful of leaves and a bottle of coke would work wonders.
posted by
C_C_T
on January 5, 2015 at 7:34 AM
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