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- Go to OK, Black Cat -- this is why I shouldn't own a gun...
We three go to bed togehter too...And if Mr. Graysome is sound asleep with a cute paw over his face then we know that we are safe. it was only a tree knocking against the roof. This piece of writing is priceless. I am going back for a second read.
posted by
Kabu
on April 8, 2017 at 11:07 AM
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Strat
Priceless! I don't keep a gun next to my bed either, or anything under it. Bennie has his own bed close by! He'd be faster at an intruder than a speeding bullet - that's safety enough for me...

posted by
Nautikos
on April 8, 2017 at 8:51 AM
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hahahahaha... that's hilarious. Thanks for the re-post! The Q-tip size allen wrench thing? Seriously? hahaha I keep a bat under the bed. Always have. Although I doubt I would be able to reach it in an emergency. LOL
I also have the same line of thinking as you... is someone really going to break in while I'm at home just to get a TV or some other junk? Seems ridiculous. And I'd rather they just take it and leave than to pull a gun and risk life in prison (or more likely getting shot myself). The ex wanted a gun yet had never used one in his life. Might be a good post... lol
posted by
-blackcat
on April 8, 2017 at 6:52 AM
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LOL. That was a great ending there.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on April 8, 2017 at 5:37 AM
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you lead quite an adventurous life!
posted by
Annicita
on April 8, 2017 at 4:52 AM
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strat
Yes, I loved it! It was a great post and so funny. 
posted by
Sea_Gypsy
on April 7, 2017 at 8:17 PM
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A really fun post to read. Well done.
posted by
TAPS.
on April 7, 2017 at 8:14 PM
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