About DaveInCharleston

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My name is Dave, and I'm hoping to put some funny stories out there for people to read.  I've done some stupid shit in my life, been part of stupid shit, and seen stupid shit.  I figure that if I find it funny, then at least one other person in the world finds it funny too.  So go on, read my stories, but read them for sheer entertainment value.  Politics and current events bore me to death, I'd rather read about drinking, sex, dating, relationships (and in case you couldn't tell, that's the order of importance for each in my life).  If you're life sucks, consider reading about mine and maybe you'll get some inspiration to do some crazy shit. -Dave 
Primary occupation:
Dreaming of of Dream Occupation
Dream occupation:
Rockstar
Hometown:
Omaha, Nebraska
Schools attended:
A small liberal arts school in Nebraska....like you care
I like:
Southern Comfort&Coke; your hot mom; Nada Surf; Fridays
Favorite writers:
I don't really read that much
Favorite books:
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell-Tucker Max; Naked-David Sedaris; The Fountainhead-Ayn Rand
Favorite newspapers:
The Onion
Favorite magazines:
Maxim; has great sex advice that has yet to work for me
Favorite music:
The radio can suck my ass. I only listen to Internet Radio and groups that never make it on top 40 radio....which is good because then I'd have to stop listening to them
Favorite movies:
This Is Spinal Tap; Big Lebowski; National Lampoons Vacation
Favorite TV shows:
SNL; LOST; Family Guy
Favorite teams:
Nebraska Cornhuskers; Miami Dolphins
Favorite quote:
"I tried to look up your phone number but there wasn't a listing for Mr. Wonderful." "Really? What spelling did you use?" -Caddyshack
Gender:
Male