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I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I'm a brick... house.
I'm happy to be stuck with you.
I'm every woman.
Don't stand so close to me.
Lessee, stats: I'm 23, bisexual, vegan, and I live in San Fracisco. I know that all that makes me more of a freak than most people have ever heard of, but if anything that just makes me more qualified to sit here comfortably in the Twilight Zone and watch the happenings of you Earthlings with an amused and dissimpassioned eye. More of a bio to follow, I promise - I just got tired of staring at this blank page, that's all.
- Location:
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United States
- Primary occupation:
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Teeee-cha
- Dream occupation:
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Teeee-cha!
- Hometown:
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San Francisco
- Schools attended:
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Jeez, in order? Um... Frank McCoppin, Argonne, Roosevelt, Washington.
- I like:
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the movie "Amelie", painting, eating, gentlemen, White Russians, amminals, women with dark skin who wear long bangly earrings, Cadbury Creme Eggs, yoga, surfing, cala lillies, purple, finches, goggles
- Favorite writers:
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Dave Barry, Tony Kornheiser, Jon Carrol, Ann Lamott, Chris Crutcher, Sonia Choquette, Ellen DeGeneres
- Favorite books:
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Er... I'll get back to you on that.
- Favorite newspapers:
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The Onion
- Favorite magazines:
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X Men
- Favorite music:
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Anything except rap and country. (And yeah, I know that's what folks say when they really mean, "I like both kinds, rock AND pop!" But I'm serious. Gregorian chants, Tuvan throat singing, etc. NYAH.)
- Favorite movies:
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"But I'm a Cheerleader", "Margaret Cho Stand-Up", "Mighy Ducks: The Animated Series", "Bound"
- Favorite TV shows:
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"Ellen" and "Whose Line Is It Anyway? The British Version"
- Favorite teams:
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Er, whichever one has the least creepy mascot?
- Favorite quote:
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"Shoving the debris under a throw rug does NOT constitute 'cleaning up'!"
- Gender:
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female
- Religion:
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pagan/scientologist