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I'm a free-lance writer living in South Florida (near Fort Lauderdale)....most of my work has been in magazines or at internet satire sites.
Thanks for reading me...I hope you've enjoyed it! ~ Mark
"Bad satirists are left alone; it only hurts when it's good." - Stephen King

- Location:
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United States
- Primary occupation:
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Freelance Writer
- Dream occupation:
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Philanthropist
- I like:
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What is this, a personal ad?? Warm weather & surf, relaxing at home, my dog, drive-in & "B" movies, Harley riding, Las Vegas, laughter, and of course, writing.
- Favorite writers:
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John Steinbeck, Hunter Thompson, Patrick O'Brien, Alexandre Dumas, Stephen King, Tom Wolfe, H.P. Lovecraft, Joe-Bob Briggs, Ken Kesey...there's a bunch more.
- Favorite books:
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Darn-near anything by Hunter Thompson, Stephen King, Patrick O'Brian, Kurt Vonnegut, Colin Fletcher. "The Green Mile" made me cry. "Sweet Thursday" by Steinbeck..."Lord of The Rings" trilogy.
- Favorite magazines:
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The Door (the world's pretty-much only religious satire magazine)
- Favorite music:
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AC/DC, Sinatra, David Gray, most classical, Pavarotti...absolutely NO country. Uh...I play the bagpipes...even been paid NOT to play them.
- Favorite movies:
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Lonely Are The Brave, Reservoir Dogs, Lawrence of Arabia, The Godfather, Trainspotting, The African Queen, Plan 9 From Outer Space, The Wild Bunch
- Favorite TV shows:
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The Riches, Rescue Me, Seinfeld...Al Bundy is a personal hero...
- Favorite teams:
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New England Patriots...season ticket-holder, and I live 1,200 miles away...woo!
- Favorite quote:
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"It's never too late to be what you might have been." - George Eliot
- Gender:
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Male
- Religion:
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Baseball