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Monday, March 25, 2013

Buying Tampax

Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replies. The man continues, "Do you know what these are used for?" "Not exactly," the boy says. "But they... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 24, 2013

Bilingual attorney

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down. After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind... Sign in to see full entry.

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A drunken mistake

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting. The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Calming nerves

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So the next... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 22, 2013

confession

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. "Father O???Malley," he says, "my name is Emil Cohen. I???m seventy eight years old. Believe it or not, I???m currently involved with a 28 year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life... Sign in to see full entry.

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One Good Deed

An elderly gentleman is standing at the pearly gates and St. Peter addresses him: "All you need to have done is one good deed, and we will allow you passage into heaven" The old man says, �No problem,� as he recounts to St. Peter that he once stopped at an intersection and saw a motorcycle gang... Sign in to see full entry.

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One Good Deed

An elderly gentleman is standing at the pearly gates and St. Peter addresses him: "All you need to have done is one good deed, and we will allow you passage into heaven" The old man says, �No problem,� as he recounts to St. Peter that he once stopped at an intersection and saw a motorcycle gang... Sign in to see full entry.

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Oh Joey!

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'. "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 21, 2013

Who Is Listening

During the first year of marriage, the husband speaks and the wife hears. During the second year, the wife speaks and the husband hears. During the third year both of them speak, but only the neighbours hear. Sign in to see full entry.

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The Last Word

A man to his friend: "At my house I always say the last word". His friend: "What is the word?" The man: "I am sorry. Forgive me" Sign in to see full entry.

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