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Wednesday, November 7, 2012

books

By R. J. Heathorn (* PUNCH, May 9, 1962) A new aid to rapid--almost magical--learning has made its appearance. Indications are that if it catches on all the electronic gadgets will be so much junk. The new device is known as Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge. The makers generally call it by its... Sign in to see full entry.

One more political

It's Friday night and President Bill is working late in the White House. Suddenly the big, red telephone on his desk rings. [President Bill] Hello! Hello! [Voice on the line] President Bill! We have a report that Boris Yeltsin just ordered the launch of all Russian missiles in a full-scale nuclear... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

More Political Jokes

I voted for Bill Clinton and would again if he could run again. Just some humor to lighten the gloom and doom predictions by everybody....enjoy! A man was walking along when he spotted a small boy busily constructing something. He approached the boy and was shocked to see him playing with cow... Sign in to see full entry.

Political Jokes

Some political humor in honor of the elections today. I chose past elections/presidents so as not to hear any flack about picking on anyone in particular. Hope you enjoy! Bill Clinton has just had a major new policy decision that he thinks is going to "save" America. He decides to talk it over with... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Kids

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write - and they won't let me talk!" On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today?" The little boy shrugged his... Sign in to see full entry.

Who says kids don't know ...

A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. As you shall make your bed so shall you..........mess it up. Better be safe than......................punch a 5th grader. Strike while... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 4, 2012

I wanna tv!

A blonde walks into an electronics store and says, "I'd like to buy that tv please." The salesperson replies, "I'm sorry. We don't sell to blondes here." The blonde goes home and dyes her hair brown, and a few days later returns to the store, again asking to buy the tv. "I told you, we don't sell to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Who says the young are creative

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk: 10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound 4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound 2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound 2 bars soap at $.83 each "How much does that come to?" asked Larry. "Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."... Sign in to see full entry.

Smartalek in every crowd

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus. "It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said. "Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation." The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway... Sign in to see full entry.

Oh Please Teach!

Teacher: What is the axis of the earth? Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the earth revolves. Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line? Student: Yes, Sir. Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes? Student:... Sign in to see full entry.