Thursday, March 23, 2006
Lyrics to Cheney's Got a Gun (parody of an Aerosmith song, Janie's got a gun!) dum, dum, dum, cheney what have you done dum, dum, dum, I can see your gun dum, dum, dum, cheney what have you done ah! ah! AGH! AGH!!!! Cheney's got a gun, Cheney's got a gun, The whole forest better look out, Look where... Sign in to see full entry.
just goofing around...
S lap happy is the way today, I am giggly and goofing around, L aughter is the key, L icking lolly-pops for the sugar high, Y ou can't go wrong living humorously! Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
THAT LAZY EGROTE!
EGROTE -to feign sickness in order to avoid work. In a sentence: 'Sergio will egrote his way out of anything!' Is Sergio lazy or of superior intelligence. YOU DECIDE. Sign in to see full entry.
MY TOP FIVE BLOGGERS TODAY ARE...
Comedian Ariala Joe Love Symphony QuirkyAlone haven't figured out the hyperlink or whatever yet for you to check 'em out...but these bloggers are worth the read! give me a if you don't see your name in the top 5 today and I'll list you really soon! Sign in to see full entry.
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE ADVERTISEMENTS THESE DAYS?!
BUY THAT NEW CAR YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF! OWN THE PERFECT HOME! QUIT YOUR JOB TODAY! Let Buster pay you tens of thousands of dollars weekly stuffing envelopes. YOU PAY JUST 89.95 a week for supplies, plus 13.99 shipping/handling costs and an extra 8000 bucks to Uncle Sam ONLY ONCE a month! First... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, March 17, 2006
If I RULED the banking industry I would...
1. STOP LATE FEES! If I didn't have the money to pay it on time, don't they know it will be even harder for them to get the payment if they tagging on extra baggage??? 2. LOWER INTEREST RATES!!! Creditors have enough money. They don't need to haggle me with with astronomical interest, ex. 24%. I... Sign in to see full entry.
RIDE IT BACKWARDS FOR A CHANGE
Don't ask me why I thought this was hysterical (I'm about to explain that) but yesterday I was on the elevator at the building I work at. 'So what, who gives a crap?' one might be thinking...Well, I had just got on. My one friend, 3 lawyers and me. We're standing there waiting for the doors to... Sign in to see full entry.
Irish eyes are smiling, they are!!!
I am happily wearing my green, R ightfully so, I gleam, I n 15 minutes I leave from work and head S o quickly to the local pub, H avin' myself a tall cool one! Sign in to see full entry.
IS ANYONE IRISH OUT THERE?
Happy St. Patty's Day to all...Let's see how many St. Pat's lovers are out there.... Being an irish gal like myself, I am thrilled St. Pat's is on Friday (today!) this year...I look forward to going out to the pub to listen to see some fine entertainment after indulging in some irish stew! I will be... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, March 16, 2006
how's this for an equality quote?
"when we all suck then no one is better or lesser than the next" Sign in to see full entry.