JOURNEYS THROUGH OBLIVION

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Monday, June 19, 2006

Just a few outdoor picnic tricks...

~spray clear tanning spray on uncle ned's corn on the cob. ~ soak a cushioned seat with the garden hose while aunt lizzie is in the kitchen. ~fill someone's vodka and tea with half bug spray. ~put pepper in someone's seven-up. More to come! Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Tribute to Dad!

F eelings of great emotion, A lways kind to me, T rue until the very end, H onest and loyal teacher, E xcellent wisdom he provided, I R eally miss him today! Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there! Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 16, 2006

to hell and back...

still alive over here folks....had a case of extreme mental burnout....but I am back and trying to get inspired! Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

money and stupid people

I guess inspired by the movie "Catch Me If You Can," two men in Hickory, North Carolina are being sought after for passing a counterfeit company payroll check in the amount of $498.00 What's REALLY stupid about these two guys is that they misspelled the name of the company: IBM. ~courtesy of Ray... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 5, 2006

BUNK BEDS & INTERCOURSE

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken back,... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 3, 2006

he keeps gettin' crapped on...

Never criticize a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes, When you are a mile away then you can criticize him, for then you'll have his shoes. ~Ray Owens~ Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 29, 2006

cold beer & latex

' One March day my wife said that the house needed painting. "It's still winter," I replied. "Forget it." In April, she told me she had bought some exterior latex. I said that it was still too cold to paint. In May, I heard her outside one day yelling for help, and we set up the ladder so she could... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 26, 2006

ladies, don't fall for this scam at walmart!

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

smack it 'til it cracks

' When my son was in 1st grade, I picked him up from school and was driving to the store to pick up something for supper. I could tell he was in a bad mood as he was mumbling about something. Pretty soon I heard him say "the next time I'll just hit him in the nuts." Knowing he had picked this up at... Sign in to see full entry.

I THINK, THEREFORE I BLOG....

WHAT TIME ZONE IS EVERYONE IN TONIGHT? DOESN'T SEEM VERY HOPPING AT THE MOMENT.... Sign in to see full entry.

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