Friday, April 7, 2006
Stay The Hell Out of my Face!
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Thursday, April 6, 2006
You know.....sometimes I get the urge to run around naked!
But I just drink me a small glass of windex..... it keeps me from streaking.......
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Wednesday, April 5, 2006
You Might Need a Shot........
The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are you sick?" He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra...
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Friday, March 31, 2006
Oral Sex????
Ya had to look, didn't ya???
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Tuesday, March 28, 2006
I Did Not Eat That Mouse............
Look me in the eye & believe me when I say, I did not eat that mouse...
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