Menopausal Mal: It's A Girl Thing; I wrote for Paddler Magazine, Fall 2003

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Saturday, October 11, 2008

It's A Girl Thing; I wrote for Paddler Magazine, Fall 2003

My face is in DK’s crotch. My legs, still in the water, are splayed like a comatose frog. At this moment, I’m thinking, “inflatable kayaking is a lot like childbirth. There’s no room for modesty.” I manage to haul my backside into DK’s Ducky, while grabbing my “dry bag” to prevent it from agitating... Sign in to see full entry.

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