Jeff's Jots for Thursday, July 16, 2009

"Experts" say that if you don't eat enough fruits and vegetables, you'll become constipated. Well I rarely touch a fruit or vegetable but I haven't taken a laxative in 40 years and my bowel movements are always easy and comfortable. Too much information? Sign in to see full entry.

When I was a kid, my mother would yell at me to clean my room "before your father comes home and throws a fit" I always figured that I should wait until after he came home and threw a fit. At least that way he would have a reason to throw a fit. Sign in to see full entry.