Jeff's Jots

According to the "experts" if you don't eat your fruits and vegetables, you'll become constipated. I rarely touch a fruit or a vegatable but I haven't taken a laxative in 40 years and my bowel movements are always easy and comfortable. I hope you weren't eating while reading this.:) Sign in to see full entry.

I've been diagnosed with bipolar disorder II. The problem with that is that the sequel is never as good as the original. Sign in to see full entry.

If I want to do something and I can't find anyone to do it with me, I just go ahead and do it myself. Playing tennis is tricky. Sign in to see full entry.

If you know Paul McCartney as a Beatle, you're old. If you know him as a Wing, you're middle-aged. If you know him as tabloid fodder, you're young. Sign in to see full entry.

I saw an inteview with actor Larry Hagman the other day. (Best known as J.R. Ewing but he'll always be Tony Nelson to me.) He recently had a liver transplant and the interviewer pointed out to him that he might have died. Hagman said that his affairs were in order and he had loved ones around him so... Sign in to see full entry.

I don't understand why people burn their CDs. If they don't like them, they could just not listen to them Sign in to see full entry.

The front page headline in the Baltimore Sun yesterday read: BILLEK FIRED. So who is Billek. A member of the president's cabinet? The head of a big corperation? A high ranking military official? No No and No Brian Billek was the head coach of the Baltimore Ravens. His firing was front page news. Not... Sign in to see full entry.

I think marriage should be between a man and a woman Or a man and a man Or a woman and a woman. Sign in to see full entry.

During an argument when I was a teenager my father said to me "You're not really happy, you just think you're happy" Sign in to see full entry.

Why do radio stations keep playing "It's the most wonderful time of the year?" It's not baseball season. Sign in to see full entry.