Jimmy Rod's Best Shot: Howdy, Mississippi River folks! It's time to produce and melt ice!

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Thursday, August 23, 2012

Howdy, Mississippi River folks! It's time to produce and melt ice!

When you melt ice in your sinks, you drop temperatures in the Mississippi River. It not only makes everything cleaner, it may also be saving your friends in the Gulf of Mexico area from hurricane "Pain in the Ass." (Isaac). If, together, you succeed in, even slightly, dropping the temperature of the water in the Gulf, the hurricane will proportionally weaken. You've done it before. Save the day, again. Ice your sinks or creeks and save your own "tails." Sign in to see full entry.

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