Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Harbaugh's next, "If you can't beat 'em, you join 'em?" - LaMicheal James

Oregon's L. James, was Harbaugh's worst nightmare at Stanford. I mean his curse-word-inspiring, WORST nightmare! When I think of Harbaugh finding James where he found him in the draft, I have to laugh. Coach Harbaugh saying, "my, god! James is still available? Let's draft him! That way I won't have to chase him, anymore!" Now, Harbaugh's worst nightmare, works for Harbaugh! He ran like a little Gale Sayers, with the Ducks, against Stanford. If you can't beat 'em, you join 'em! Am I right, Coach... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, georgie bush! What Happens when you Bankrupt Everything?

Your Republican strategy is obviously designed to Bankrupt our planet. We just wiped you off the face of earth. Politically speaking. Do you remember the 2012 elections. Your cheaters got ambushed by a progressive, Alfred Hitchcock plot. Once "the people" force GWB&CO to stop firing their HAARP cannons at us, we win! If you continue to fire them at us, georgie, we will catch you doing it and you will be arrested. If you continue to bankrupt us, georgie bush, we can ignore the bills you send us.... Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy Mississippi River Folks! Melt ice in your sinks.

Bush/Bp is trying to attack New Orleans with HAARP. You can see it at Animated Atlantic infrared image. The red on that doppler radar is representative of HAARP ion cannon fire. GWB Republicans are trying to jam a storm up your muddy river. Complain to the Obama administration about it. Complain loudly about HAARP, before it's too late. Sign in to see full entry.

GWB/Rupert Shuts off MSNBC Signal During Important Obama Speech

One moment the President of the United States is speaking with his people. The next moment the sound is shut off. The politically progressive MSNBC news crew looks baffled as they fill in for Prez Obama's missing voice. He was about to explain why the Republicans are such idiots about money, when little georgie and rupert pulled the plug on the sound. The GOP peckerwoods behind the curtain are in "severe" panic. They just got shocked by some very clever Democrats, on election day. Democratic... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Grinch Republicans try to Fiscal Cliff our Christmas into Hell! Again!

Hey, Repugs! Same, old punk ass, right-wing stupidity, huh? That's three years in a row you've tried to bum out the world, huh? There's nothing new here! The Repugs eat Scrooge's political garbage in order spoil everyone's holidays. Three years in a row, they have sold their political souls in order to bum out our Christmas season. Screw the GOP Scrooges in their own personal, hells. Watch what happens when the Republican wife tells the Repug congressman to get his ass home for Christmas, or... Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy Bay Area! Ice your Sinks! The HAARP Monster Hates Ice!

This sudden blast of rain is created by GWB/Bp/HAARP. You can see this monster storm being "pumped at you" at Pacific Animated infrared image. The gold is HAARP cannon fire. Aimed by GWB, it is designed to kill us "behind our backs." Forward this message to Jerry Brown and Barack Obama. You might just save your own life. Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, New Orleans! GWB/Bp are dumping more oil out of the New Horizon!

Take a look at the Doppler. Oil is being intentionally leaked into the Gulf of Mexico. Rain follows the oil. They stick together and turn into rain storms. Don't trust me! Follow the pictures. Georgie Bush and Bp Company is releasing oil into your water. You can see it on "the doppler," right now. If you've got 'a little bread' and want to get rich, get yourself a Costner oil/water separator. Save the planet and get rich on oil money, at the same time. The oil is pouring into the Gulf of Mexico,... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Bay Area! GWB is Firing a Storm at the West Coast! He wants to drown U

The loser Repugs are firing their Hawaiian based HAARP ion cannons to funnel wet death at you. GWB has used HAARP to create and steer Sandy at east coast humanity. Now he is aiming his Island based HAARP ion guns at you. They were designed to enhance our weather. Instead, our neo-nazis have quietly taken control of these murder machines. You can see his Hawaiian "HAARP attack base" on your basic TV weather dopplers. The most common method is the Weather Channel. The most interesting view is at... Sign in to see full entry.

Andrew Luck is the Best Player Ever Drafted! - Jimmy Rod's Best Shot!

If morons want to take RG3 over Andrew Luck, they will be welcome in the insane asylum, anytime at all. Not even the haters on TV mikes, pretending that Luck isn't the top draft pick of all time, consider the truth. RG3 came into a much better situation than Luck did. One was a real football team. The other was a joke. Luck has last year's joke in playoff position. RG3 is still struggling to reach that post-season point after inheriting a "real football team." Andrew Luck looks like a BIG Johnny... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 3, 2012

Where did You slither off to, Little, Dinky georgie bush? No for Rice, Huh?

Trying to negotiate with GWB Repugs, is like trying to deal with a two-year old with a 'wild hair.' Too young to think and too stupid to care. Isn't this the point we have reached? Republicans in a "hold their breath," snit? Prez Obama 'can relax a bit in the seat of fate. HE WON and he doesn't have to run again. No more 2001, GWB "steal from the poor" tax cuts. That's very good news. I wonder if we will use a chunk of that for paying the bills of survival. Staying alive, costs money. You know?... Sign in to see full entry.

George Bush and Bp Attacks Midwest & NY with Massive HAARP Storm!

The GWB Republicans have been building a huge storm over Montana for months. You could easily see it happening by googling "Animated Atlantic infrared image." This storm is your typical HAARP created storm. When has a huge storm appeared out of nowhere? This one just did! BushCheneyRoveGingrich with the Koch brothers buying the koch have been aiming HAARP MURDER at the northern Rocky Mountains for months. They turned it into massive storm that is forming in the Montana area. Bush will use it to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Vigilant Democrat's Theme Song? "OHIO" by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young!

"Ohio" is the symbol for all the revolution that has happened, this year. "Toy soldiers and Nixon's coming..." This time we saw them coming. This time we earned the title, "The Vigilant Democrats." Google our tune at "OHIO CSN&Y" for free. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 30, 2012

Hey, GS Warriors! Congrats on Your Nice Start! Klay Thompson makes you big

Curry is great for pick and rolls. Lots of open jumpers for the man who wasn't there. First he sets NBA all-time free throw records, then he turns into the best disappearing act in town. It goes well with Curry's great jumper. First he's there and then he's gone. Just try to follow him around the basketball court. I know it sounds crazy. But I'm sure he's literally performing a great disappearing act. Klay Thompson gives them a Rick Barryish, 6'7' at guard. That's a lot of "natural rebounds" and... Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod's 70's Golden Oldie Pick? "Love's Theme" - Barry White

I was cruising in Staten Island for this one. It was 1973 and I was having fun in the Coast Guard. This is a great performance. You can Youtube it at "Love's Theme" Barry White. Enjoy! Sign in to see full entry.

Twilight Zone in the Stanford Locker Room. Did Stanford, "Get Me!"

Red Dog and I were spending the day at the legendary Sunken Diamond. I was watching Stanford handle Cal Davis. Red was sitting in the car. Dot (Mike Dotterer) was, as usual helping to win the game. He crushed a line drive double to left. The photograph is at Jimmyrod.com. Anyway, Mike and I played catch with my flat "Dave Parks" football for a few minutes. A sprint, throw and catch thing. "Dot" didn't come close to even "bobbling" anything. He took me to Hoover Tower. He wanted to show me the... Sign in to see full entry.

Twilight Zone in the Stanford Locker Room. Did Dot "Get Me!"

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Howdy, Stanford Football! Don't let the Bruin QB "carry out" his fakes!

I know, that's what I said last week. Don't let the QB pretend he still has the ball. Always keep an option QB "busy with fear." Fear makes it harder for him to deceive. Winning the Pac-12 (Pac-10) Championship would be a once in a blue moon, happening. A Stanford Rose Bowl appearance would be reason for infinite celebration. Stanford has played in three Rose Bowl Games in 40 years. Time is ripe for another one. P.S. Don't forget to keep their center, really busy! Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod's Buster Posey Trophy List!

2008 Amateur Player of the Year at Florida State, while switching from shortstop to catcher. 2009 Minor league player of the year. 2010 He leads the San Francisco Giants to their first World Championship as Rookie of the Year. 2011 He is criminally assaulted by a Marlin Creep. Posey's brutal surgery and rehab is miraculous. It eventually leads Posey to the 2012 Comeback Player of the Year Award. 2012 He becomes the first National League catcher to win the batting championship in more than a half... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Howdy, GWB! We Blocked your Bush/Rove Cheating in Advance! WE WIN!

It was Jerry Brown, I tell ya.' He figured out how to stop the Repugs. He swept "statewide" in California, during a Republican dominated 2010. Brown and his security crew were 'ready' for the bad guys. He knew what he needed to know to stifle the massive 2010 Bush/Rove cheating. Did he pass his 'Jerry Brown method' to Democrats everywhere? The 2012 results certainly look that way. Only "Governor Moonbeam" knows for sure. And he ain't talkin'! That information is his "hole card." And Karl Rove... Sign in to see full entry.

Making Something out of nothing? Kaepernick or Alex Smith? Media BS!

This is another "dodger nation/ESPN" assault on San Francisco. Little Billy Plaschke of the L.A. Times, trying to do to the Niners what he did to Barry Bonds. Now, Plaschke and the other Smogville Saboteurs can't resist trying to undermine Alex Smith. He just had the most valuable season any NFL QB ever experienced. "Head-coached" the team, early. With very limited time to get together with his coaches, Alex Smith used brilliant efficiency to coax a still rebuilding SF team all the way to the... Sign in to see full entry.

About this Blog

This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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