How I Spent The First Few (Waking) Hours Of My Birthday
Soooo, I've spent the first few hours of my 21st year, alone and in my underwear, eating "Cinnamon Toast Crunch" and watching "Cheap Seats". Plus, while suffering from severe B.O. (I'll explain the relevance of that last part in a second.) You see, last night, my mother informed me that my birthday... Sign in to see full entry.