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Thank you very much, Frankenkitty ...
Oh, and my family is chock full of "unusual" men's names: Vladimir, Igor, Pavel, etc.
Not sure I would necessarily want to marry a guy with any of those names, however.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 23, 2006 at 10:29 PM
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Not quite what I meant, Aaron, but ...
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 23, 2006 at 10:25 PM
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Well, happy birthday.
Your birthday sounds like fun! On my 21st birthday, I wished to meet a man who treated me the way my grandfather treated my grandmother, and the next weekend I met my future husband. He had the same name as my grandfathers middle name: Emil. It's not common. Well, take care and make wish for something, maybe a winning lottery ticket? You never know!
posted by
Flumpystalls3000
on April 23, 2006 at 6:04 AM
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I can see that
I don't think I could keep my composure if I was being tickled by, say, Jessica Alba in a "French maid" outfit.
posted by
AaronB
on April 21, 2006 at 3:33 PM
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Thank you, Aaron ...
For me, the ability to keep my composure varies
dramatically based on the situation plus who's doing the tickling.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 21, 2006 at 9:02 AM
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Oh, Happy Birthday.
Tickling is an odd thing. I used to be ticklish, but I've learned to generally avoid reacting to being tickled with enough mental focus. Although there are a few parts that are easier to block out than others.
posted by
AaronB
on April 21, 2006 at 8:49 AM
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The problem, Amateur, is that ...
it is rather difficult to pretend to faint, when you are being pummeled, tickled, etc.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 20, 2006 at 9:47 PM
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Thanks, Whacky.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 20, 2006 at 9:44 PM
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The New School, Penguin.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 20, 2006 at 9:44 PM
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I appreciate you saying that, FoF ...
Oh, and I don't smell quite
that bad.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 20, 2006 at 9:43 PM
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Thanks, SilverMoon ...
though, after a couple hours, you start to get used to the smell.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 20, 2006 at 9:42 PM
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Yeah, that's probably for the best, Timmy.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 20, 2006 at 9:40 PM
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Thanks (once again), Mason.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 20, 2006 at 9:39 PM
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Thank you very much, Vickip ...
and there's always next time.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 20, 2006 at 9:38 PM
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I always try to provide helpful information, BlackPearl.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 20, 2006 at 9:37 PM
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Why thank you (twice), Nanaroo.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 20, 2006 at 9:35 PM
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Merci beaucoup, Anthony.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 20, 2006 at 9:34 PM
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Happy birthday, Mademoiselle...
Frankly, you need not resort to nurturing a BO to get away from the typical birthday abuse. If things go really bad, just pretend to faint. Not only will the abuse stop instantaneously... you'll get scores of people treating you like royalty as well.
posted by
Amateur
on April 20, 2006 at 7:18 PM
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Well Happy Birthday!
posted by
Whacky
on April 20, 2006 at 3:11 PM
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Thanks for the imagery

but all the same. I came to say: Happy 21st Birthday!! Though I was wondering: what school do you go to?
posted by
penguinrock26
on April 20, 2006 at 1:59 PM
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OOOOOHHHH, THAT's the smell...
hey we can smell you all the way over near the Jersey shore. I thought there was just some sour milk spilled in the dumpster while we were at the supermarket. I hope the wind changes soon.
Seriously, have a Very Happy Birthday!
posted by
FactorFiction
on April 20, 2006 at 1:04 PM
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Mlle,
Well, happy birthday to ya! Have fun, eat lots of cake...
I'm just glad I'm not there (to smell you).
Happy happy happy birthday...







posted by
SilverMoon7
on April 20, 2006 at 12:56 PM
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Mme
Happy Birthday!!! It's only right that I give you a hug from far away
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on April 20, 2006 at 10:16 AM
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HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY.. birthday again!
posted by
MasonGarrett
on April 20, 2006 at 9:12 AM
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Sheer genius Mme. ... why didn't I think of that when my Supervisors
scheduled tours to my properties??? Five minutes and they'd have been out of there!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY STINKY


posted by
VictoriaP
on April 20, 2006 at 8:57 AM
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Happy Birthday, Mademoiselle,
Sorry the B.O. thing didn't work for you. But it was a really clever idea. In my family, that would have worked. Thanks for the tip. :)
posted by
BlackPearl1
on April 20, 2006 at 8:25 AM
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Mademoiselle
Happy Birthday- today AND Saturday!
posted by
Nanaroo
on April 20, 2006 at 8:12 AM
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Mademoiselle
Bon anniversaire chéri. Like a belated Happy Birthday luv

From Old Man In The Woods.
posted by
WileyJohn
on April 20, 2006 at 6:54 AM
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Okay! Despite my rampant B.O.,
I'm being dragged away from the computer. Thus, I'm going to be offline for a while (the "Blogit kiss of death"), but shall be back a little later.
Oh, and feel free to go ahead and leave your thoughts/comments/whatnot ... otherwise, it's pretty tough to respond (seeing as I'm not a psychic).
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 20, 2006 at 6:28 AM
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That's very sweet, Cesium.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 20, 2006 at 6:17 AM
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Thanks (again), Ben ...
And it does smell kinda like skunk, doesn't it? Curiously, neither odor bothers me all that much ... though, I guess I'm in the minority.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 20, 2006 at 6:17 AM
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Well Happy Birthday
I read the last paragraph and I understand, but
HUGAnyway!
posted by
AlienInsomniac
on April 20, 2006 at 6:16 AM
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Happy Birthday again. This new post merits a new wish. Any chance of receiving a bottle of "skunk perfume"? Lol.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on April 20, 2006 at 6:15 AM
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Thank you so much, TAPS.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 20, 2006 at 6:10 AM
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Mademoiselle
Happy Birthday to you today and on Saturday may you have a Very Merry Unbirthday.
posted by
TAPS.
on April 20, 2006 at 6:04 AM
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Thank you, Katray ...
a lot of people find it gross, but
hey ... whatever works, you know?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 20, 2006 at 5:09 AM
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Great idea M.M.
Wish I would have thought of that years ago. ;)
Happy Birthday!


posted by
Katray2
on April 20, 2006 at 5:04 AM
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Thank you very much, Ariala ...
And I doubt I'll be doing very much of anything today (forbidden or otherwise).
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 20, 2006 at 5:02 AM
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Mad, now why didn't I think of that? Happy Birthday to you...don't do
anything I wouldn't do...(you'd have way too much fun.)
posted by
Ariala
on April 20, 2006 at 4:46 AM
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Thank you (again) then, Uncle Dave ...
Is that line from a play? Cause it sounds familiar.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 20, 2006 at 3:59 AM
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Hippo Birthday you Frenchified fuzzlemonger Card from Riley Central | Now it's official, here's another card for you. Another year older, another year wiser. Perhaps your mum will let you win at Scrabble today. Give her a peg for her nose. "Is that you, Petey?" (Ten Brownie Points if you can get that one without googling.) |
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on April 20, 2006 at 3:53 AM
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