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Tuesday, June 6, 2006

The Way In Which Old People Are Kinda Like Giant Spiders

As I spend what little time I have left on earth, whiling the seconds away watching my pet tarantulas frolic, I am struck by how similar they are to human beings. Particularly in regards to the aging process. You see, as tarantulas grow older, much of the sticky padding on their feet begins to erode... Sign in to see full entry.

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