Beware--nutty people abound

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

I have a really glamorous life

I have decided to nickname my family "The Never-Ending Disease". Why, you ask? Because, if one person in my family gets sick, it's in the house for at least three weeks, jumping from person to person and to any innocent bystander that happens to come within our vicinity. This is true for stomach... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 22, 2005

A complaint about irony

Anyone whose spent three minutes with me knows I'm an internet junkie. I could (and often do), spend hours on it, sometimes doing something useful and productive, otherwise pittering around wasting tremendous amounts of time. (Being such a master at procrastination, it's usually the latter... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 21, 2005

The mayo conspiracy

That's what it must be. We recently bought one of those upside-down, easy-squeeze bottles of mayonnaise, and I think the company should be sued for false advertising (ok, I'm being melodramatic). My youngest brother is a big fan of mayo sandwiches, or just plain mayonnaise on white bread (yuck, I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Mom's communication skills suck

Why do parents do that? Recently, my mom sat me down and asked, "Tandra, honey, is there anything you'd like to talk to me about?" Uh...honestly, no. If there was anything I wanted to talk to you about Momma, I'd talk to you about it! My mother is a master at being an obvious hinter. You should see... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 20, 2005

Even more nutty people

Nine more. Friday afternoon, my cousin Alvin, a year and a half older than me, graduated from his basic training at Ft. Benning in Georgia, and afterwards, a bunch of my mom's family came visiting. Of course, because of the drive, they didn't get here until almost 2am, and half didn't leave until... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

I'll never get away from them

Taxes aren't the only thing in life you can never escape. No matter how hard you try, I've learned that you can never escape being a sibling. Or, in my case, a big sister. I love to run; it's my stress reliever and the only way I've been able to eat like I do and still fit into the new jeans I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 15, 2005

Plight of the un-professional chef

Mickey mouse pancakes are a thing of the devil. Well, pancakes in general are. I have never been a big pancake fan, even as a little kid. To me, it's just like eating fried glue smothered in tree sap. My siblings, however, feel differently, and went the call for dinner suggestions went up this... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 13, 2005

Cats, editors, and dogs eating nachos

Never feed a dog nacho cheese. I have learned this from personal experience. The last time I fed a dog nachos, I spent the night huddled under my comforter gasping for air as my big rotty stunk up my bedroom with one silent gassing after another. Even after I put him out, the intoxicating smell... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 12, 2005

A Rant

Can no one pee in peace in this house?! Everytime I try to have a little private time, I've got two cats or a dog trying to follow me into the bathroom, little boys screaming they have to use the potty, and my sister banging on the door telling me to hurry up. It does take the average person more... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005

On annoying things, like seasonal tourists and Spongebob

Maybe it's just PMS, or a mood, but I swear, I want to shoot the tourists. What's there to see in my town, anyway? Okay, I like it, but I'm southern and in familiar with the whole small town full of rednecks thing, but it's still not somewhere I'd go on vacation. And who in their right minds swerves... Sign in to see full entry.

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