THE PHONE BOOK?
Do you ever use the phone book? I do. Not as much as I used to, but I still use it. The first thing I do after they drop it off on my front porch--Well it is really the second thing I do. The first thing I do is pick the books up and bring them in the house. Then the next thing I do when I get them in is wipe them off. They just drop them right in front of the welcome mat and they are usually covered in dust. I swear it seems like the phone books inhale dust from the front porch. They seem to... Sign in to see full entry.