ALARM CLOCKS
Funny thing about my alarm clock, I usually wake up about thirty seconds before it goes off. I lay there and watch the readout go from 7:29 to 7:30. Then the alarm goes off and the radio comes on. Sometimes I try to guess what song the radio station will be playing. That's kind of easy because they usually play one of two different songs at about the same time each morning. It's either Neil Diamonds "Solitary Man" Or Elton John's "Rocket Man." I don't know why, My guess would be that both of... Sign in to see full entry.