WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!!... Sign in to see full entry.
Id Like To Report A Flood Submitted By: funnyjunk Rated: 7.81/10 Sign in to see full entry.
yet the winds and waters groaning are no worse than our own mind- forged human cries. They do not go gentle into the night, Katrina, Ike & Gustaff, throwing our domesticity into turmoil and disarray, tools of the unliving, oracles of destruction, moving through stone and metal, wrapping us with... Sign in to see full entry.
Off with my head! Make my relief swift, Oh, to be brain-dead, I prayed. No more lies, no broken promises, No bloody wounds to bear, Bestowal of the Guillotine, Make my relief swift, I wish myself dead! Dragons of fury, fire and heat, Welcome me to your lair, No heart, no love, no conscious pain, One... Sign in to see full entry.
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...satisfaction as pure as joy... though my bird of god is clay, and a captive of mine, it sings for me and you, it's innocense - my naivety, its colors - my joy, its purety - God's will, every stroke better than the last, its truth - my calling...your gift. Sign in to see full entry.
Couples Improve With Age, Book Says By Nanci Hellmich, USA Today posted: 1 DAY 11 HOURS AGO comments: 20 filed under: Health News Print Share A A A (Sept. 3) - Married couples in their later years often show a great deal of affection, says best-selling author Maggie Scarf, 77, who has spent more... Sign in to see full entry.
"It is not metres, but a metre-making argument that makes a poem – a thought so passionate and alive, that, like the spirit of a plant or an animal, it has an architecture of its own, and adorns nature with a new thing... thought and form are equal in the order of time, but in the order of genesis... Sign in to see full entry.
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