Funeral Fun for Tuesday, September 28, 2004

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Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Letter Funeral . . .

The last couple comments have gotten me to thinking (Uh Oh!) and I thought that, particularly on the "Glad He's Dead" Funeral, this might work. Bring a letter to the funeral, stating exactly how you feel about the person; it could be good, bad or neutral things you write in the letter. The key is to... Sign in to see full entry.

His Passing gladdens our hearts

For the town bully, or a serial killer, or just your slimmy local used car dealer, or personal injury ambulance chaser, this type funeral would be open for all those affected by the deceased to walk past the corpse and express their heartfelt thanks that the person is now dead. One rule: No touching... Sign in to see full entry.

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