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Friday, July 20, 2007The gods handed down a curse upon meMy precious lambs, Someone cut through a main line that my internet provider needed to function and so I was without internet for a couple of days. Nice. I have repented and the line was repaired and I am back. Had I not repented, the line might not have been repaired. You may laugh at that but... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, July 17, 2007It's hard to rebuild a temple without causing a little damageMy precious lambs, Remember, just like a few eggs must be broken to create an omelette and lots of non-believers must be killed so that religion may flourish, sometimes you have to do a little damage to do a lot of good. The end justifies the means. Pay the Profit! Sign in to see full entry.Monday, July 16, 2007Day 1 on the new temple work is doneMy dear lambs, I have begun restoring the temple. I even did Mason twists as part of the restoration which seems fitting. The goal is to have the temple looking like new in 90 days. 89 days now. Pay the Profit! Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, July 15, 2007What would you like me to say?My precious lambs, I've taken enough cold medicine now that I will likely be hallucinating soon. There's a good chance that if that happens, I may see one of your gods. Is there anything that you would like me to say to them? Pay the Profit! Sign in to see full entry.Saturday, July 14, 2007Would we listen if we could hear?My precious lambs, That's the question. Even if there are gods and even if they do answer prayers, would we listen to them if we could hear them. It seems like so many people only follow the urgings that they like. Pay the Profit! Sign in to see full entry.Friday, July 13, 2007Watching from the heavensMy precious lambs, All of us in the space station will be like gods, watching the people on earth. We may even end up with people worshipping us even if we have no desire for that to happen. People will look up at us and ask us why something bad has happened to them. We'll answer them but they... Sign in to see full entry.Thursday, July 12, 2007Watching The World Go To HellMy precious lambs, I'm wondering if we can have a space station built with telescopes so that people can go up there and watch what's going on down here. You could have the best seats in the house to watch the world go to hell. Pay the Profit! Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, July 11, 2007Restoring the templeMy precious lambs, It is time that I restore the temple that is my body. I ordered the P90X system and will be trying to get this temple back in tip-top shape. Prey for me! Pay the Profit! Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, July 10, 2007Gome, I thought they said that about CanadianMy precious lambs, Not that Canadians look like angels but that they all look alike. Canadians probably look more like demons because as we learned in Dogma, demons carry hockey sticks. It has to look bad for a religious leader to forget the lies that he has told. The LDS church has done its best to... Sign in to see full entry.Monday, July 9, 2007It was just a mistakeMy precious lambs, I was reading a little bit about the Mormon church yesterday and its origin and I came across something that I thought was funny. The founder of the church, Joseph Smith, got mixed up on his story of who told him how to start the church. He told some people it was an angel named... Sign in to see full entry. |