Chasing a tail, bouncing off walls, disfiguring, killing & eating a victim!
I am pretty sure that my cat is smoking crack! Crack is cocaine, right? Coke is an upper, and she is wound as tight as a nine-day clock! She chases her tail, shadow, beetles, ants, moths, imaginary water buffalo, elk, deer, wooly mammoths, and REAL animals like Baby, the kids, and Marilyn, all with equal pleasure. Like her former incarnation “ Bonkers,” my new kitten knows instinctively, that I am to be treated with the utmost degree of reverence, respect, and fear, just like ALL mothers. She... Sign in to see full entry.