Meeting Progressive Insurance Company's "Flo," face-to-face! A BIG mistake!
I happened to be passing the Progressive Insurance Store the other day, and went inside, out of curiosity. As I expected, Flo sat behind the counter, filing her nails and checking her makeup in her desk mounted mirror. She looked up and admitted to having noticed my presence, eventually. I saw no spark of recognition of my identity, so I furtively assumed the persona of a prospective customer, to experience her sales pitch, personally. I told her that I had seen their ad about the guy who was... Sign in to see full entry.